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gamingonlinux , to random
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Google AI just telling people to drink piss. Perfect, no notes.

https://x.com/dril/status/1787041991391584549

SpaceBlack ,
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@gamingonlinux Skynet is already online.

BLTpizza ,
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@gamingonlinux Drs used to tell patients to smoke cigarettes for all kinds stuff, such as morning sickness

zaktakespictures , to pics
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Peepzilla

Greylag gosling (Anser anser)
Olympus E-M1 II, Panasonic 100-300 II 300mm, f/7.1 1/400s, ISO 200

@pics

https://zaktakespictures.com/peepzilla/

wjrii ,

Geese must be so pissed off at their ancestors for evolving away from teeth, like when you accidentally navigate away from that smart, insightful, humorous comment and it disappears. "FUCK! Now I have to completely start over and it's never gonna be as good."

Now the meta question is, is this version 1 or 2 of my gooseteeth comment?

jjjalljs ,

Reminds me of the cover of slothrust's "of course you do" https://slothrust.bandcamp.com/album/of-course-you-do

nixCraft , to random
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I asked Google "who ruined Google" and they replied honestly using their AI, which is now forced on all of us. It's too funny not to share!

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    JSharp1436 ,
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    @nixCraft

    So Raghavan screwed it up?

    Another example of an accountant running things.

    deflockcom ,
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    @nixCraft Now it's public let them tweak the answer of the AI to answer that google make it’s best to maintain it's quality blablabla.

    In the meantime duckduckgo is there.

    kde , to KDE
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    If you don't use Bing with Edge, Microsoft will tell you your computer needs repairing.

    https://www.tomsguide.com/computing/windows-operating-systems/microsoft-now-says-your-pc-is-in-need-of-repair-if-youre-not-using-bing-with-edge

    They are not wrong.

    To mend your machine:

    1. Ditch Windows
    2. Install Plasma
    3. Your computer is ready.

    https://kde.org/plasma-desktop/

    @kde

    A laptop running the laters version of Plasma, Plasma 6.

    alihan_banan ,
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    @kde @kde based

    boredsquirrel ,

    Fedora Kinoite, get a Breeze of the future!

    eniko , to random
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    I really wish box fans existed in europe

    foremostarchwiz ,
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    @eniko This was the first thing I could find with a very quick search. It is of course absolutely impractical for home. Sorry.

    eniko OP ,
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    @foremostarchwiz no worries, was kinda funny

    aras , to random
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    0x2B or 43

    Humus ,
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    @aras @elliotc 0x2B or 0xD4. That's the question.

    trollkatt ,
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    @aras 0x2B or not 0x2B. (Happy birthday!)

    georgetakei , to random
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    And each and every one is necessary.

    georgetakei OP ,
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    georgetakei OP ,
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    @bhawthorne Now that sounds lovely.

    eniko , to random
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    indie gamedev is spending 3-5 years working on a game with probably at least a couple other people and then you release it and if youre fairly lucky you gross like 20-80 thousand US dollars which works out to $5000 a person a year before tax. it's a very cool and sustainable industry

    elFlashor ,
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    @psychicparrot42 @eniko It's probably because we're all addicted to that drug that creating stuff is, that we keep going! 😅 😆

    eniko OP ,
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    @elFlashor @psychicparrot42 tbh in my case its more desperation cause i dont know what else to do >_>

    w7voa , to random
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    ICC chief prosecutor says he’s seeking arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu and Hamas militant leaders, among others. https://www.icc-cpi.int/news/statement-icc-prosecutor-karim-aa-khan-kc-applications-arrest-warrants-situation-state

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    rotopenguin ,
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    @w7voa Israel is not self-defended until every last Palestinian is dead, right?

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I think the m is silent.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    mtheriaultsf ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Me neither.

    (Actually we’re just going easy on anglophones by sometimes pretending not. We’re nice that way.)

    elisshadoe ,
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    @lowqualityfacts doesn't matter...Hot AF, he is

    crossing , to Animal Crossing
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    News / Pretendo Network: You can now StreetPass your 3DS friends from anywhere in the world!

    Have you had trouble finding anyone to for Happy Home Showcase in New Leaf?

    If you have, the team at @pretendo have just made it easier! With the latest version of Nimbus (which allows you to connect to the network), you're now able to StreetPass people online from anywhere in the world!

    However, it's not that simple. Due to the buggy implementation of StreetPass for some games, you'll only be able to StreetPass people you've friended on your console (well that's 0 for me). It makes use of a feature called StreetPass Relay which was used at Nintendo Zones which allowed you to upload your data and download others.

    I think I'll just stick to real StreetPasses for now though (I got 3 in the last year). Anyone reading from the South West or West Midlands?

    @animal_crossing

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  • nixCraft , to random
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    Software developer: "This task will take at least three months."

    PM: "If one engineer needs three months, then twelve engineers should need only one week. I'll request additional staff. We will deliver the project on time."

    freevolt24 ,
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    @nixCraft embarrasingly parallel👍

    enjoyingkink ,
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    @nixCraft my favourite quote - adding manpower to a late project makes it later...

    halcy , to random
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    what's the maximum value of a 1 bit signed integer

    halcy OP ,
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    @JoshGrams @lritter the reply from @\[email protected] has the privacy setting set to "followers only", and every reply thereafter as well, so no one but the mentioned people (or people who in fact follow those people) can see those posts

    this type of thing is probably going to keep being a source of confusion, I honestly don't have a good solution there

    lritter ,
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    @halcy @JoshGrams ah! even i missed this. such posts should have a different color, like DMs

    lisyarus , to random
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    I'm at this stupid stage of the project when I can't randomly prototype anymore kuz I have specific plans, but I don't have a solid foundation to work with yet, so I have to invent it on the way, and it's hard.

    Still, I'm making progress. Here's some grass spreading mechanic :)

    video/mp4

    efi ,
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    @lisyarus elastic container???

    lisyarus OP ,
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    @efi 🌚🌚🌚

    gamingonlinux , to random
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    Big game devs be like: here’s an awesome new game mode, that looks super fun and makes people want to play!

    Oh also. It’s only here for 1 week.

    EuCaue ,
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    alspals ,
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    @gamingonlinux my partner and I went to play Rocket League and were both sad that there was no rumble mode anymore. It turns out it's just whenever the devs feel like enabling it. I kinda get it though because they can't split the player base loads otherwise queue times could get really high.

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