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gamingonlinux , to random
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Google AI just telling people to drink piss. Perfect, no notes.

https://x.com/dril/status/1787041991391584549

zannesan ,
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@gamingonlinux this story was “faked”. Peak AI.

Langhamian ,
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@gamingonlinux I cant wait for Scotland to wake up and take the piss out of Google...

zaktakespictures , to pics
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Peepzilla

Greylag gosling (Anser anser)
Olympus E-M1 II, Panasonic 100-300 II 300mm, f/7.1 1/400s, ISO 200

@pics

https://zaktakespictures.com/peepzilla/

wjrii ,

Geese must be so pissed off at their ancestors for evolving away from teeth, like when you accidentally navigate away from that smart, insightful, humorous comment and it disappears. "FUCK! Now I have to completely start over and it's never gonna be as good."

Now the meta question is, is this version 1 or 2 of my gooseteeth comment?

jjjalljs ,

Reminds me of the cover of slothrust's "of course you do" https://slothrust.bandcamp.com/album/of-course-you-do

nixCraft , to random
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I asked Google "who ruined Google" and they replied honestly using their AI, which is now forced on all of us. It's too funny not to share!

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    itchi5 ,
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    @nixCraft

    I think it's @Mojeek

    They are the only (european) competitor to google because they have their own index, and take care of privacy :)

    JSharp1436 ,
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    @nixCraft

    So Raghavan screwed it up?

    Another example of an accountant running things.

    kde , to KDE
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    If you don't use Bing with Edge, Microsoft will tell you your computer needs repairing.

    https://www.tomsguide.com/computing/windows-operating-systems/microsoft-now-says-your-pc-is-in-need-of-repair-if-youre-not-using-bing-with-edge

    They are not wrong.

    To mend your machine:

    1. Ditch Windows
    2. Install Plasma
    3. Your computer is ready.

    https://kde.org/plasma-desktop/

    @kde

    A laptop running the laters version of Plasma, Plasma 6.

    DrewNaylor ,
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    @kde what if I install Plasma on Windows? /jk

    No but seriously, Plasma's really good and I'm really happy with Plasma 6 so far, it's a satisfactory experience that feels just as good as using late Plasma 4 did back in 2015 or 2016 on Mint.

    alihan_banan ,
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    @kde @kde based

    eniko , to random
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    I really wish box fans existed in europe

    foremostarchwiz ,
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    @eniko This was the first thing I could find with a very quick search. It is of course absolutely impractical for home. Sorry.

    eniko OP ,
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    @foremostarchwiz no worries, was kinda funny

    aras , to random
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    0x2B or 43

    Humus ,
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    @aras @elliotc 0x2B or 0xD4. That's the question.

    trollkatt ,
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    @aras 0x2B or not 0x2B. (Happy birthday!)

    eniko , to random
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    indie gamedev is spending 3-5 years working on a game with probably at least a couple other people and then you release it and if youre fairly lucky you gross like 20-80 thousand US dollars which works out to $5000 a person a year before tax. it's a very cool and sustainable industry

    elFlashor ,
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    @psychicparrot42 @eniko It's probably because we're all addicted to that drug that creating stuff is, that we keep going! 😅 😆

    eniko OP ,
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    @elFlashor @psychicparrot42 tbh in my case its more desperation cause i dont know what else to do >_>

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I think the m is silent.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    mtheriaultsf ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Me neither.

    (Actually we’re just going easy on anglophones by sometimes pretending not. We’re nice that way.)

    elisshadoe ,
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    @lowqualityfacts doesn't matter...Hot AF, he is

    crossing , to Animal Crossing
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    News / Pretendo Network: You can now StreetPass your 3DS friends from anywhere in the world!

    Have you had trouble finding anyone to for Happy Home Showcase in New Leaf?

    If you have, the team at @pretendo have just made it easier! With the latest version of Nimbus (which allows you to connect to the network), you're now able to StreetPass people online from anywhere in the world!

    However, it's not that simple. Due to the buggy implementation of StreetPass for some games, you'll only be able to StreetPass people you've friended on your console (well that's 0 for me). It makes use of a feature called StreetPass Relay which was used at Nintendo Zones which allowed you to upload your data and download others.

    I think I'll just stick to real StreetPasses for now though (I got 3 in the last year). Anyone reading from the South West or West Midlands?

    @animal_crossing

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  • nixCraft , to random
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    Software developer: "This task will take at least three months."

    PM: "If one engineer needs three months, then twelve engineers should need only one week. I'll request additional staff. We will deliver the project on time."

    freevolt24 ,
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    @nixCraft embarrasingly parallel👍

    enjoyingkink ,
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    @nixCraft my favourite quote - adding manpower to a late project makes it later...

    halcy , to random
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    what's the maximum value of a 1 bit signed integer

    halcy OP ,
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    @JoshGrams @lritter the reply from @\[email protected] has the privacy setting set to "followers only", and every reply thereafter as well, so no one but the mentioned people (or people who in fact follow those people) can see those posts

    this type of thing is probably going to keep being a source of confusion, I honestly don't have a good solution there

    lritter ,
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    @halcy @JoshGrams ah! even i missed this. such posts should have a different color, like DMs

    georgetakei , to random
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    And each and every one is necessary.

    janus ,
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    @georgetakei How do people manage with only 47?

    rkarman ,
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    w7voa , to random
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    ICC chief prosecutor says he’s seeking arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu and Hamas militant leaders, among others. https://www.icc-cpi.int/news/statement-icc-prosecutor-karim-aa-khan-kc-applications-arrest-warrants-situation-state

    w7voa OP ,
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    “Karim Khan’s decision to seek arrest warrants for five people for grave international crimes committed in Israel and Palestine since October 7 in the face of pressure from US lawmakers and others reaffirms the crucial role of the International Criminal Court.” - Balkees Jarrah, associate international justice director, Human Rights Watch

    w7voa OP ,
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    “I have instructed the immediate establishment of a special command center at the Foreign Ministry, with all professional entities, aimed at fighting against the decision intended primarily to shackle Israel's hands and prevent it from exercising its right to self-defense.” - Israeli Foreign Minister Israel Katz

    nixCraft , to random
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    koteisaev ,
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    @nixCraft There is also, at least in win 11, other way to stop task-manager to update non-stop. Hamburger menu, Settings, and select Paused at real-time update speed.

    nfilipes ,
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    @nixCraft MS once had great engineers/developers. So good that some system tools haven't fundamentally changed for more than 2 decades. Too bad they replaced them with marketing engineers

    eniko , to random
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    hmm. 10 unique bosses in kitsune tails once the remaining few are done. feel like that's actually a pretty decent number for a lil indie game

    i mean. SMB3 arguably had like, 3

    OliverUv ,
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    @eniko and alttp had 12 (thirteen if you count the ball and chain trooper miniboss)

    10 is absolutely a lot

    eniko OP ,
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    @OliverUv dang that makes me feel pretty good about myself

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