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nixCraft , to random
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I asked Google "who ruined Google" and they replied honestly using their AI, which is now forced on all of us. It's too funny not to share!

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    zetabeta ,
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    @nixCraft

    now when alphabet inc has good experience of monetizing and spoiling search, next one is android. will android become alphabet inc's new swamp.

    schrodingerspat ,

    @nixCraft that is funny. I worked in Yahoo search and a common complaint from all the engineers was all the crappy ads promoted before the algorithmic search results. I recently despaired of Google search and thought it now looks like Yahoo search results when there were too many ads and even paid for boosts in the algo search results. PR used to run Yahoo Labs and that’s where the ads team lived. It all makes sense now 14 years later.

    kde , to KDE
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    If you don't use Bing with Edge, Microsoft will tell you your computer needs repairing.

    https://www.tomsguide.com/computing/windows-operating-systems/microsoft-now-says-your-pc-is-in-need-of-repair-if-youre-not-using-bing-with-edge

    They are not wrong.

    To mend your machine:

    1. Ditch Windows
    2. Install Plasma
    3. Your computer is ready.

    https://kde.org/plasma-desktop/

    @kde

    A laptop running the laters version of Plasma, Plasma 6.

    Bro666 Mod ,
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    It doesn’t say anything about repairing, this is such a low class clickbait.

    It is literally under the "Repair tips" tab.

    https://lemmy.kde.social/pictrs/image/65aa271d-c817-4647-bef9-9d062c5b2f46.jpeg

    inaction_figure ,
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    @kde @kde I have fixed three laptops this way. Can confirm. 👍

    eniko , to random
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    I really wish box fans existed in europe

    foremostarchwiz ,
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    @eniko This was the first thing I could find with a very quick search. It is of course absolutely impractical for home. Sorry.

    eniko OP ,
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    @foremostarchwiz no worries, was kinda funny

    aras , to random
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    0x2B or 43

    Humus ,
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    @aras @elliotc 0x2B or 0xD4. That's the question.

    trollkatt ,
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    @aras 0x2B or not 0x2B. (Happy birthday!)

    zaktakespictures , to pics
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    Peepzilla

    Greylag gosling (Anser anser)
    Olympus E-M1 II, Panasonic 100-300 II 300mm, f/7.1 1/400s, ISO 200

    @pics

    https://zaktakespictures.com/peepzilla/

    wjrii ,

    Geese must be so pissed off at their ancestors for evolving away from teeth, like when you accidentally navigate away from that smart, insightful, humorous comment and it disappears. "FUCK! Now I have to completely start over and it's never gonna be as good."

    Now the meta question is, is this version 1 or 2 of my gooseteeth comment?

    eniko , to random
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    indie gamedev is spending 3-5 years working on a game with probably at least a couple other people and then you release it and if youre fairly lucky you gross like 20-80 thousand US dollars which works out to $5000 a person a year before tax. it's a very cool and sustainable industry

    elFlashor ,
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    @psychicparrot42 @eniko It's probably because we're all addicted to that drug that creating stuff is, that we keep going! 😅 😆

    eniko OP ,
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    @elFlashor @psychicparrot42 tbh in my case its more desperation cause i dont know what else to do >_>

    nixCraft , to random
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    Software developer: "This task will take at least three months."

    PM: "If one engineer needs three months, then twelve engineers should need only one week. I'll request additional staff. We will deliver the project on time."

    freevolt24 ,
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    @nixCraft embarrasingly parallel👍

    enjoyingkink ,
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    @nixCraft my favourite quote - adding manpower to a late project makes it later...

    halcy , to random
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    what's the maximum value of a 1 bit signed integer

    JoshGrams ,
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    @halcy @lritter @dragfyre Eh. You would get [-0, 0] if you were using a sign-magnitude or ones' complement representation, but doesn't everybody just use two's complement for integers these days? Which would give [-1, 0].

    lritter ,
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    eniko , to random
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    hmm. 10 unique bosses in kitsune tails once the remaining few are done. feel like that's actually a pretty decent number for a lil indie game

    i mean. SMB3 arguably had like, 3

    gabrielesvelto ,
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    @eniko sounds like plenty to me. Oniken had 6 IIRC and Odallus: The Dark Call had 12 maybe? But I seem to remember some you encountered twice and it was a much, much larger game than the former.

    OliverUv ,
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    @eniko and alttp had 12 (thirteen if you count the ball and chain trooper miniboss)

    10 is absolutely a lot

    mondoweiss , to palestine group
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    Joe Biden continues to fully support the Gaza genocide because he does not believe it will hurt him politically, and because he has no empathy for the Palestinians. This is the same arrogance that brought down LBJ over the Vietnam war.

    https://mondoweiss.net/2024/05/genocide-joe-is-beginning-to-stink-like-lyndon-b-johnson/


    @palestine @israel

    derfwhapper ,
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    @mondoweiss @palestine @israel you want trump elected so he can more efficiently kill everyone in gaza?

    derfwhapper ,
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    w7voa , to random
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    ICC chief prosecutor says he’s seeking arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu and Hamas militant leaders, among others. https://www.icc-cpi.int/news/statement-icc-prosecutor-karim-aa-khan-kc-applications-arrest-warrants-situation-state

    Lazarou ,
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    @w7voa Good

    GatekeepKen ,
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    @w7voa
    Isn't it time? The US is allowing arms to flow to Israel. Biden needs to speak out.

    djlink , to random
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    I've been using a MS Sculpt for the past ~9years as main keyboard, and I fear when it dies I won't find a good replacement. tried others over the years and always come back, it's great. Should probably find a store that has stock for a spare while I still can, just in case.

    djlink OP ,
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    @roytries niche market (I've been told)

    jahed ,
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    @djlink I was looking for one recently, but there's a major flaw that completely put me off. It only pairs with the USB dongle it comes with. So much ewaste on eBay. Fully working keyboards with missing dongles sold as "parts only"...

    nixCraft , to random
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    1morumotto ,
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    @nixCraft I learned that from @JenMsft Whish Taskmanager would've told me so by itfels. :D

    koteisaev ,
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    @nixCraft There is also, at least in win 11, other way to stop task-manager to update non-stop. Hamburger menu, Settings, and select Paused at real-time update speed.

    w7voa , to random
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    ashen_arbor ,
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    @w7voa I'm tellin' ya, brother, America was better before Wall Street owned all the restaurants. Time was a nice eatery was for everybody. You didn't need to call a car or rent clothes for some bullshit theme experience just to see people and talk and enjoy a meal. Those were the 'good old days,' which included theaters without assigned, reserved seats and overpriced tickets.

    ashen_arbor ,
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    @w7voa I bet the lobsters are happy, tho. One time my mom made me cry, when I was ten, by telling me about lobsters who visited the restaurants of Disney World. She explained to me that when they were being lowered into the soon-to-be-boiling water that they would exclaim, in small, cute, voices, that Disney World was supposed to be fun, and this wasn’t very fun for the lobster. Do not worry. I was radicalized before this conversation occurred 🦞

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I think the m is silent.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    gnoll110 ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Ti'othée

    tiredhorizon ,
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    @lowqualityfacts David Bowie had the same problem.

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