tiefling

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Professional circus performer by night, master code monkey by day

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And the US will pretend they were on the right side of history

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There are plenty of videos of cops flashing white supremacist signs, though

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Libertarians are Republicans that smoke weed. They are identical at their core.

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What is the maximum number of children who need to die before hamas(Isis) surrender?

"What is the maximum number of hostages police are allowed to kill before they negotiate with the bank robber?"

This isn't a game where the IDF has to grind kids for XP before attacking a final boss, asshole. The answer is "as few as possible, ideally zero", but the IDF has shown that they are either stupidly or maliciously indiscriminate in who they kill.

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Cut their federal funding and use the money to relocate people

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Face eating leopards: "have you considered having leopards eat your face might be a good thing for children?"

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Negronis are my absolute favorite drink, but most people I know hate them. Absinthe is just as divisive.

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I believe there's a coffee and campari drink that's similar

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The worst is when mocktails cost as much as cocktails. Like a non alcoholic whiskey sour will be $13, Shirley Temples are like $10

At least from my experience in NYC

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That number sounds about right based on my own social circles (though for context I'm a millennial myself)

"Hacked" Instagram

My other half discovered that some dodgy person/company had managed to send instagram messages advertising handbags to all of her followers from her account. She changed her password immediately, but what could have happened here? Is it the case that a “hacker” had access to her full instagram account, or would they have...

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Huh, that's a weird way to spell *******

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But think of Raytheon's profits! Won't somebody think of Raytheon's profits?

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I'm the inverse. I have terrible ADHD and am almost ace

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Regular ass working class people with retirement funds are benefiting as well.

What's a retirement?

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Dancing pallbearers

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I love super spicy sauces because I can add a few drops to food to make it spicy without altering the flavor. I used to eat super spicy for the fun of it but my stomach hates me now, so I've had to tone back.

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I'm at 10yr. I don't know exactly when it changed, but the 1-2 year mark is when I had the most changes

Honestly, at 10 years, it takes such a long time to get there that I give up half the time

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Yup you know the one

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They've done that before

They settled for a few mil and called it a day

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As a circus performer, I'd rather not be dragged down to the level of these shit heads.

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Ironically, most circus performers tend to be very liberal. The circus sideshow is home to all the outcasts, and a large chunk of us are trans or queer. Many of us are disabled, some of us have deformities or body mods (I have a forked tongue). Republicans would undoubtedly send us to the gallows if they could.

I've literally gone on stage to warn people about the bills that Republicans are trying to pass. At our core, we're artists, and we're trying to fight the good fight.

In fact, the history of the "freak show" is very interesting and worth reading about. It's a story of how capitalism exploits vulnerable populations for profit (PT Barnum is a piece of shit), though it has evolved a lot over time and is different now.

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I will take all of your olives

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I've learned that I don't give a shit if a martini is shaken OR stirred. They're all fucking disgusting. I love gin, but who the fuck thought super salty gin would taste good? The olive is the only good part of the whole thing.

Except for espresso martinis, those are good.

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There likely wasn't one, at all

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Would the AmazonCommercial HVF20-SP Industrial Fan, 20" fit a SkyNet T-420 Human Relations Cybernator torso? Asking for a human friend who is having cooling issues.

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He knows all about blade runner, he only failed the test by 3 points!

/s

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I have ADHD, it's like having talk radio permanently on in my head. Often times I'll have an internal monologue playing on top of internal background music.

Jan. 6 Situation Room Officer Reveals Trump Fans ‘Came That Close’ To Murdering VP In Stunning New Interview ( www.mediaite.com )

Former White House Situation Room officer Mike Stiegler revealed that then-President Donald Trump never called down to check on then-Vice President Mike Pence as Trump fans hunted him at the Capitol, and that we were “that close” to losing the VP....

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We have a two tiered (minimum) justice system

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I should apply and tell them I'm a Latin American

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Capitalism.

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Or just plain old suffocated to death

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People have been hiding their racism? News to me

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Good orcas

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I'm thinking of getting a smart car for city driving since I often have to haul gear from one borough to another, but REALLY don't want a traditional car, much less an SUV. They seem so much easier to find parking for

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Are there any other cars that small? The only reason I'm considering in the first place is because of its size. I really fucking hate traditional cars otherwise. I also see them all over the city.

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Fascists gonna fascist

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That's just called Burning Man

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They're one and the same to Team Turd

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Back in 2017 or so, I had a full on MAGA coworker who was ecstatic about the migrant detention centers at the border. If anything, he felt we weren't torturing them enough. One day, he dropped a line that was so heinous it still sticks with me to this day: "we used to do the same to the Japanese and no one cared about it then, so why is everyone up in arms about it now?"

All this to say I'm not at all surprised they're saying this now. They've always felt this way, and they know how despicable it is.

Fwiw, the dude was a 50-something year old Israeli immigrant. He also joked about wanting to join the military to "practice on live targets"

I hate this timeline so much

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I knew better than to engage. The guy was a nutter. He got laid off shortly after that thankfully.

Bonus story about this fucker. When I adopted a dog, he told me that "in five years you won't give a shit about the dog and will only care about your boyfriend". Eight years later, my girlfriend and I co-parent the same dog like she's our daughter.

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I love Junji Ito so much. That's not even his most terrifying story, just his most popular. Though I'm not complaining, it's a great story.

The Netflix show is actually pretty great if you haven't watched it. Though the first episode is the weakest.

Fwiw, I'm an artist and get a lot of inspiration from his works

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Google leadership supports Israel more than anything else

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First thing they did was call the cops on them. Google has no interest in listening to their workers.

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Or maybe you should put pressure on a multimillion dollar company to pay their employees a living wage, rather than defend them while blaming the workers

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✅ Useless comment
✅ Common typo
✅ Looks like VSCode

That code snippet looks mighty sketch

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Just ask proud Zionist Gal Gadot what she thinks

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My plan is to make Amish funeral pie with extra orange zest to celebrate the day the human shitstain finally croaks on his gold toilet. I invite others to as well.

(Don't let the raisins scare you, It's actually a really tasty pie)

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