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oleorun ,
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Try using 1.1.1.1 or 8.8.8.8 as the external DNS in your router for testing. Does it work then?

Also, you may have DNS cached somewhere. You can flush your Windows DNS cache by typing ipconfig /flushdns in a command prompt.

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tar --help

oleorun ,
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Fuckin autocorrect was the death of us all.

oleorun ,
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Granted.

Your dog goes out, explores the neighborhood. Day after day he becomes accustomed to the sights, smells, people. They greet him, wave to him, toss him the hot dog bun that fell on the ground. Then toss him the hot dog too after he cocked his head to one side, as if to say you know you want to.

The city becomes his playground, and it's not long before home changes from a constricting construction of loneliness and laziness to one of the city, of not being owned but owning, and he feels alive in the alleys, the city lights, the comfort of being the best friend to everyone and not just someone who wanted a dog and didn't wanna spend time with him.

You are barely a fat memory, a blurb of an existence.

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Lotito holds the record for the 'strangest diet' in the Guinness Book of Records. He was awarded a brass plaque by the publishers to commemorate his abilities. He ate his award.

I would expect nothing less.

oleorun OP ,
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I was just going to share this episode too!

oleorun OP ,
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There is some scientific research suggesting that the Milwaukee Protocol is ineffective and that the patient's own immune response was mostly responsible for clearing the disease, as she presented with antibodies despite not having been vaccinated.

oleorun ,
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We need a larger sample size. For Science. /s

oleorun ,
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I wonder if you can get the frunk to critical velocity at the touch of a fly by constantly pumping it up like a pump action gun.

oleorun ,
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"Coming Soon: Steam Dick! Stream along with millions of people! Available in vastly different colors! Service opens soon!"

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No-fail kitchen garbage bag replacement.

  1. Buy high quality (not Walmart) plastic kitchen bin. Note bag size printed on giant, impossible to remove sticker.

  2. Buy proper bag size from name brand. You can spend a bit of money up front, or spend your valuable time later cleaning up garbage juice. Your call.

  3. Remove bag from roll.

  4. Open bag and scare the crap out of the dog by inflating the bag with swift, loud, jarring noises.

  5. Place bag in bin. DO NOT ATTACH YET.

  6. Starting at one corner, seal the bag around the edge while simultaneously reaching into the clean bag and forcing air out from between the bin and bag.

  7. Work your way around until entire inside of bin looks like a reverse condom.

  8. Good to go.

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Ask them if they want to get battletoads instead

oleorun ,
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The OG Enterprise, NCC-1701, is ugly as sin, inside and out.

oleorun ,
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I almost added that Voyager is the prettiest and there's no contest. Glad I left that part unsaid. :)

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I did not want to detract from the statement that the OG Enterprise is ugly.

oleorun ,
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Kes having feelings for The Doctor put an end to any hope I had for her character.

When they brought Kes back later as the...dementia demon? Idk what to call that but it drove extra nails into the coffin. Using that episode to send Voyager that much closer to the Alpha Quadrant was the icing on the coffin.

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I taught my pet rock to "stay" in 1988.

It hasn't moved since.

oleorun ,
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I am old. I remember when pricewatch.com and tigerdirect.com existed. You wanted to build a PC, you were picking parts manually uphill both ways while wearing an onion on your belt.

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