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Also immortal. And hypersexual.

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There's no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There's an inherent power discrepancy.

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He will live to 125, at minimum. This is our life now.

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I want this. This is the first time I'm seeing something that truly allows me to die like I lived, and with some dignity.

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Thus the "and." ;)

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I've only seen the original movie, but I don't see how anyone can top Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto.

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Me want da punani see for make me nice,
Me love the way you walk sometimes,
The way you talk is so hot,
Now you know let's have a shot of rum,
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin'

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Honestly, it must just feel like the whole world is against them.

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I didn't truly understand cravings until I started keto. Those first few weeks as you're getting into ketosis are something else. Suddenly, "I want this very specific snack more than anything else on earth."

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Likewise.

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Speaking for myself, I definitely became "that guy who wouldn't shutup about the diet he was on," so that may be part of it.

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"How much cream in your coffee, sir?"

"Oh, just give me a bukkake, please!"

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Seems like a really slow way to make corn.

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Oh man, a Total War: Lord of the Rings could be pretty badass.

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Fingers crossed for a new Sid Meier's Pirates.

Richard P Feynman on “Why are we here?” ( www.youtube.com )

I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be wrong. I have approximate answers, and possible beliefs, and different degrees of uncertainty about different things, but I am not absolutely sure of anything. There are many things I don't know anything about, such as whether it means...

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In case you want more, the entire Fun to Imagine (just him sitting in a chair, talking about stuff) is one of my favorite things.

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I'm glad you enjoyed it. I love how he seems to occasionally just bubble over with joy when talking about these things--he can't sit still he's so giddy. The idea of burning a wood fire as "releasing stored sunlight" is one cool idea that stuck with me.

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Then take psychedelics and lock yourself in.

ivanafterall ,
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Add another fan a few feet to the left of the first one to make the room more visually balanced.

Arizona accuses Amazon of being a monopoly and deceiving consumers with “dark patterns” ( www.theverge.com )

Arizona's Attorney General, Kris Mayes, filed two lawsuits against Amazon on Wednesday for allegedly engaging in deceptive business practices and maintaining monopoly status. The first lawsuit accuses the company of using dark patterns to keep users from canceling their Amazon Prime subscriptions, violating Arizona's Consumer...

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We don't know their mind. We don't know their kind. Dark necessities are part of their design.

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I paid $30 for a used mountain bike that I rode for years. The trick was that I bought it from a bike co-op that sold used bikes, so knowledgeable people had already looked it over and fixed it up and they offered cheap stands/tools/help for any work you needed to do yourself. Did many 25-mile round-trips from Northern Virginia to work in D.C. on that thing.

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One of the go-to talking points is to try to differentiate "macro-evolution" and "micro-evolution." So they can claim to be okay with things like wolves becoming domesticated dog breeds, etc...while still opposing "the lie" of evil-lution.

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They were really far away, so they looked tiny.

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You'd think these guys would know how to open a private Firefox tab.

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And also your mom is so ancient and immense that it transcends the limits of langauge and comprehension.

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This is bleeding-edge progressive stuff. We need all 49 other states to follow and we can finally get rid of climate change in America once and for all.

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Your mom likes to pork at room temperature.

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I'm only kidding. I know how sweaty she likes it.

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This lady must hate those caricature artists on the boardwalk.

"HOW DARE YOU DRAW ME LIKE THAT. I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THAT!"

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Gold Man Sacks? Nice! How much are gilded testicles?

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Though it also looks like a pretty sparse crowd relative to the recent pro-Palestinian rallies in Israel.

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That reminds me: my Uncrustable should be ready.

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Only slightly relevant, but you inspired me to dig out this amazing Korn/Taylor Swift mashup. They elevate each other.

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He exposes people to chemical sludge every time he enters a room.

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It's a little treat they like to give themselves once every month or so.

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Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. "It's The Orphanizer, From Ronco!"

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Seems like it'd be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

ivanafterall ,
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In a pinch, you can also just flush a piece of plastic wrap down the toilet every time you eat a slice of long egg for the same effect.

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More like, "I'm sorry you're stuck in the dryer. Just ignore the 830 stepbros lining up behind you, it's unrelated."

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Wouldn't a meteorite this size do some crazy amount of damage that we could still see (i.e. a crater)? Or too small for that?

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It's always a relief when someone asks to schedule something a month in advance, because that means I won't have to do it. There's no way I'm remembering our engagement a MONTH FROM NOW!? That's like five years away.

Kristen Stewart, Oscar Isaac Teaming for Hedonistic ’80s Vampire Thriller ‘Flesh of the Gods’ From ‘Mandy’ Director Panos Cosmatos ( variety.com )

Kristen Stewart and Oscar Isaac are teaming up to star in the next wild-sounding project from Panos Cosmatos, best known for soaking Nicolas Cage in blood and vodka for his trippy action-horror “Mandy.”...

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