Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

Crypto bro AI advisors for AI service but its paywalled.

1mil annual fee Exclusive access website but theres only one password

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/20106491...

Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they'll actually flush.

Literally a shitty million dollar idea....

Need something uncomfortably sticky in a hurry? Try the stickinator....

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you’d have no trouble selling each pill for $1000....

Some people at work were kicking up toilet seat lids and angering the people doing work on the other side of the wall. It made me think about the Lunk Alarm but then I realised it would probably go off if someone took a loud shit....

I found the image on Reddit while looking for demon core memes but because of Reddit’s VPN block I can’t give proper credit....

Both seem in vogue with boomers. So why not get the best of both and be the talk of the BBQ?...

The I ♥ NY shirt is so incredibly popular you don’t even need to travel to New York to get it and it’s been ripped off around the world....

What are gamers known for? Racism and urinating in bottles....

Why fight for the last slice of pizza when you can fight for the first?...

Could be the eggnog of Halloween

Can’t own a dog because home ownership has become a retirement goal in today’s economy?...

Flights can come and go as they please so everyone gets to experience the thrill of running through an airport....

Just to freak people out…

Came up with this during the two days I mistakenly tried to start a new career.

Kind of like a Google Home or Amazon Echo but instead of being triggered by something like “Hey Google” or “Alexa” it’s triggered by sneezes. It’s whole purpose would be to say things like “bless you” or whatever the regional response is to a sneeze...

Marketing campaign involves targetting usaians insecure about a lack of nationalism in their desert choices. Claim icecream sandwiches are effete and European while hot dogs symbolise freedom and the rags to riches stuff.

Perfect for those times when you really want to know what direction is North

In a world where creatures hunt you by sound hardwood must be a no-go. There’s got to be a market for shag carpet so why not sell it at movie theater concession stands along with all the Marvel superhero cups?...