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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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I had gotten so much seeds back when I was getting whatever I could before it was legsl here that I thought it would be funny to become Johnny Appleweed and just go 'round the country tossing seeds willy-nilly to grow pot all over.

When I read things like this, I think about that.

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Wasn't the original premise that you were a dude in the present using a time machine to explore "generic memory" in a real time simulation in order to find the ark of the covenant or spear of destiny or someshit for the Illuminati?

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Unless you're hunting Bigfoot, what in North America is big enough that you need a god damn .50 for?

(And if you are hunting bigfoot, your guns should be confiscated)

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.50 would take down a rabbit, too. But you could do the same with a .22 and actually have a body to recover. It's still overkill even on a grizzly or moose.

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Ha ha... Google thinks you have a small penis. 🤭

What are things considered romantic, to be avoided in a relationship?

My partner and I just had a talk about it. Basically, she celebrated her birthday today. I was on her party, and it was fun, but I left after around 2 hours to get home and relax a bit. After I arrived, a friend of mine texted me and asked me if I wanted to go to a lake and see the sunset. I agreed, we went to the lake and went...

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Going to a secluded area at sunset to swim and hang out is a fairly cliche romantic thing that happens in TV and movies.

Doing so while leaving another friend's birthday party is a cliche faux pas.

I'm generally confused by what media portrays as romantic (or rude), but I have to assume many of the gestures shown in it is common among NT people.

Why don't more filtering systems enable sorting by least viewed/visited, including for older pages/material?

Sometimes what I'm interested in may be more specific or niche, but a lot of search engines and filtering systems don't seem to provide a way to drill down to those results. What may be some reasons behind that?...

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Sorting by the least viewed/visited sites wouldn't necessarily help in finding anything relevant to your search, and would just be topped out with placeholders, ad spam and generative garbage that isn't useful to anyone, which would explain why they aren't visited more in the first place.

If your search engine of choice still works properly, you can find more specifics or niche things by putting very specific phrases in quotations.

"People on horseback"

would give more specific results than just:

People on horseback

You can narrow it down with other modifiers like + for and and - to filter out results that have the following keyword.

"People on horseback" +fields -flowers

There usually is a page somewhere within the search engine that explains all the modifiers you can use. There are a lot more than what I've given here.

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I did this when Smucker's "Goobers" first came out and my mom wouldn't buy it.

It's just a waste of time; doesn't affect the taste. It is however better than Goobers; it's super weird and almost plastic tasting. They did something to the jelly and use an almost candy-like peanut butter that makes it worse than the cheapest individual PB & J's. Absolutely hated it when I finally got to try it.

I need to wake up early ( lemmy.world )

All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look...

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I've seen vibrating dildos that look like carrots or cucumbers. They don't look like vibrators and if you're not into butt play, they certainly would wake you up in the morning.

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Dog.

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Afaik, the only other options besides what you listed for beverages anywhere is milk, coffee and tea. And depending where you get them, the coffee and tea may as well just be sugar (or aspartame) too.

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Juice is still pretty sugary, even fresh squeezed. They naturally have sugars in them which is why they are sweet. While a lot of premade juice also includes added sugars. There was a study posted somewhere on Lemmy not too long ago that showed most American's sugar intake came from fruit juices and not sodas as previously thought.

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The games industry already uses people with psychology degrees to come up with ways of tricking your brain into wanting more or other ways of manipulation to coax you into certain paths in the game; how can they not see the value of more research on games that may lead to more bullshit like that? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Gonna do some trolling to the tiddy haters

( . Y . )

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There's been a ton of weird posts like this recently and they just remind me of when I was a dumbfuck teenager and discovered the middle of the bell curve.

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I want to go back to a time when trolls were just saying dumb non-political shit just to piss people off and not try and influence voting and such. 😮‍💨

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Now the reason is that you're too broke for a PC but still wanna play new games that are on PC, but not dirty Nintendo or Playstation games.

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Did a download fail/you lose internet while in Big Picture mode?

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At least one of them will visibly shit their pants.

We all know it'll be Trump that takes the dump. It's one of the many things he's well known for at this point.

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I went to an orange's YouTube and it sucked. That motherfucker is annoying!

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This just makes me think of all the times my mom accused me of being high years before I ever touched any drugs every time I would ask for something to eat because I was hungry.

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I've used adblockers so long, when we got a DVR cable box, I would always keep everything rewound by 10 minutes specifically to skip all the commercials so I wouldn't have any on TV, either.

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You underestimate how fast I can read.

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The left image only existed in the form of an arcade, and it wouldn't have been so brightly lit.

What band or music group would you not have minded if they didn't have a certain band member? ( kbin.social )

My pick is Five Finger Death Punch and the obvious answer is Ivan Moody. The guy radiates that alpha-male wannabe energy and it definitely rings through all of the songs he has written and performed with this band. The guy is just a prick and a self-victimizing asshole....

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I've always told my friend who is a huge Morrissey fan that The Smiths would have been better without Morrissey to troll him.

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It's not very accurate for trans men and women; but I could see it applied to gender fluid people or others that see themselves as both male and female to not be a slur. They may think otherwise, though and I'd have to respect that.

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Really big ramp.

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The crime here is that it's on a normal pizza crust (or possibly just flatbread) and not a pastry or otherwise sweet bread crust. Dessert pizza is great when the whole thing is dessert.

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"What kind of bug is this?"

"The kind with 6 legs."

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"X, which is known as Twitter to everyone but Elon Musk..." - Chad the Bird

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Egosoft literally has a series of space sims just titled "X." They get first dibs.

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When did DA ever allow porn?

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Afaik, it hasn't and I have been using it since around junior high or high school. It might have allowed it when it was brand new; I don't know how old it was when I first stumbled upon it.

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Are there any extensions that fix Google on the mobile version of FireFox? It doesn't have all the same extensions available on PC, where I do have one that fixes Google.

The "web" category thing the article talks about is not an actual fix.

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It's a zip up hoody, which makes it a sweater as far as I'm aware.

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Fun fact: 1 horse can produce up to 15 horse power.

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Purple Packer

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Or at least HL2 Episode 3...

I need to know what happened to that gnome I put on the spaceship damn it!

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All my Hyena Agenda, Nomad Complex and 0Fox shirts have the best silk screening I've ever seen. No cracking, no peeking, doesn't feel like hard or weird like low-quality Walmart shirts, etc.

Too bad the first two places went out of business. :(

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Title is confusing... Did you get the game running for 6 hours or did it take you 6 hours to get it running? 🤔

Qualified experts of Lemmy, do people believe you when you answer questions in your field?

The internet has made a lot of people armchair experts happy to offer their perspective with a degree of certainty, without doing the work to identify gaps in their knowledge. Often the mark of genuine expertise is knowing the limitations of your knowledge....

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The royal "you."

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people should be able to dress however the fuck they want.

I don't wanna wear pants. I wanna be like one of those cartoon animals that just has a shirt and hat.

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How much time until the structural integrity fields collapse?

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The corporation itself is the criminal organization they are are referring to.

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Wait... Y'all aren't paying the Gay Dues?

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The bottom speaker on my phone is Right and the top speaker is Left. I definitively know which rotation direction is the correct one now.

Neat!

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Who am I saving it for? The players or the shareholders? Because if I was in charge, the shareholders would fucking kill me. I would be collaborating with actual players and making good rules and publishing them for free, focusing sales on miniatures and pre-made campaign modules, fictional publications and merch.

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