I’m not sure olives should ever be paired with any cheese except feta (or its derivatives). I’m also not sure they should be near any sausages that aren’t of Italian or other Mediterranean provenance either.
Mustard also seems risky but might work with the right one.
If you absolutely must try it, perhaps an Italian sausage, olive tapenade, and some bell peppers and onions could possibly work.
I mean, that’s the best part about food crimes, that the ones who commit them are generally also the first to pay the price for them.
Unless there’s unwilling participants involved in the experiment of course, but I’m guessing those don’t end up having photographic evidence posted on the Internet.
Literally could have just dumped a tub of sour cream and some spices into the pan with the meat and onion juices and made an acceptable sauce in less than five minutes. This screams either laziness or empty fridge to me.
Crème fraîche IS a type of sour cream (basically the fancier European version). It's just slightly sweeter and has a higher fat content than the regular stuff.
But with as many upgrades as this recipe makes over the classic, it's almost surprising he didn't substitute this one as well.
What part of the OP was unclear to you? It's dessert (or breakfast?) pizza with Froot Loops on it.
Not really sure what type of sauce or crust, but unlike the last one I posted, at least this one looks like a lighter, fluffier dough, not regular heavy duty dinner crust.
According to this, it's sweet cream cheese sauce, mozzarella and a drizzle of Greek yogurt and condensed milk. Could not find any details about the crust but I only skimmed the rest.
Excellent movie. Hugely enjoyed all three of them as a kid even though I didn't even understand half of the jokes and most of the references made. Should probably watch them again some time to find out what I missed.
Did it? Don't quite remember that quote. Must have been that scene right after they fish him out of the gutter and have breakfast on the Nebuchadnezzar.
My guess would be shredded chicken, which would explain those white fibers everywhere. I certainly can’t see anything remotely resembling dumplings, however.
There were a bunch more pictures where I got this from, apparently all from the same facility. They all use the exact same tray, no matter what’s being served.
Since this got a lot of upvotes I’ll probably share the others over the next few days. They’re not all quite as awful as this one (it’s by far the worst) but they’re not exactly great either.
They house you, they feed you, they give you medial care — all for free. Generally also access to counseling and educational resources.
It would be dehumanizing if there’s feces on the floor and cockroaches in the food but that doesn’t appear to be the case. I’ve seen many people in “freedom” live in more squalid conditions than this.
Having to eat bland chicken soup from a tray isn't cruel and usual. There's probably plenty of people out there in the wild who aren't eating much better (or anything at all) tonight.
As I said in another comment ITT, I found some more pictures, likely from the same facility, and this is by far the worst of them.
I’ll post them in the upcoming days. None of them are anywhere near gourmet quality obviously, but they do at least look edible to me.
But again, you’re not there to enjoy yourself after all. Many of these people did something cruel and usual to their fellow citizens in order to end up there, and some of them might in fact deserve far worse a fate than eating bland and unappetizing food.
That may or may not be the case, but there seems to be no point in continuing this discussion here as all of my comments appear to be getting deleted by a mod anyways.
But yes, I’m sure there’s plenty of people in there who don’t deserve, just as I’m sure that there’s plenty of people on the outside who should be in prison in their stead. And yes, the food does look rather pitiful, but that alone doesn’t look like a human rights violation to me as it seems edible in a pinch.
I’m thinking smoked sausage (kielbasa perhaps), add some Swiss cheese and a good Russian dressing instead of this sad Thousand Island from a bottle, maybe some grilled onions… yeah, I could see that fly.
While the combo of wiener and kraut is about as German as it gets, this picture is likely from the American Midwest. Actual Germans wouldn’t be caught dead with cocktail sauce on their wieners, nor do they use tortillas as a common ingredient.
Wieners and kraut get mustard and potatoes, anything else is against the law. I’m fully convinced no true German would disagree that a food crime has in fact been committed here.
You mean captchas? Sure, that's an old hat, they've been doing that for a decade now.
This is one of those newer systems though that doesn't rely on a captcha, it's just a checkbox you have to click that says "I'm human" next to it, and it does some JavaScript magic or whatever to figure out if it's true. Not really sure how it works TBH.
Meet Sherlock. He's about 1½ years old and weighs 70 pounds. This guy spent two hours bouncing all over the four-acre dog park, and still wanted to play once we got home....
They don't make 'em like this anymore ( lemmy.today )
Useless red circle, I know, but in my defense I didn’t put it there, it was already like this when I found it.
Need advice on how to slap someone through the Internet ( lemmy.today )
...and then they kissed ( lemmy.today )
Nathan's should sue ( lemmy.today )
I find your lack of sauce disturbing ( lemmy.today )
Since you guys said dessert pizza was legit ( lemmy.today )
Or would this perhaps be considered breakfast pizza instead?...
Actual prison food ( lemmy.today )
Spaghetti Bukkake ( lemmy.today )
What is this, a crossover episode? ( lemmy.today )
Not sure if this is a crime or just a sad attempt at a potentially interesting fusion concept....
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It's incredibly ironic that ChatGPT constantly asks me to verify that I'm not a bot
Literally every single time I try open their app, I get asked to click the button again to verify that I am indeed human....
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Meet Sherlock. He's about 1½ years old and weighs 70 pounds. This guy spent two hours bouncing all over the four-acre dog park, and still wanted to play once we got home....