Every Wednesday I take my daughter to scouts. After scouts we take an unnecessarily long way home, playing music we like at each other and chatting. It's a highlight of my week too.
Alternatively, over-report. Spelling mistake on an email from a colleague? Seems phishy to me. Email from a colleague with an attachment? Phishy! Unsolicited email from a client? Phishy! Email from 'social committee' sent to everyone in the team? Phishy!!!
I, too, am a human American from one of the 49 states which are united and in America. I am from the good state. All other states are weak and feeble compared to the state from which I come. This makes me a superior human. Obey my justified commands.
At school in Scotland, one art teacher would send the kids to see the other art teacher to ask if they had any tartan paint left. Alternatively, he would send them to go and ask for a long stand.
Hands down Claes Bang as 'the prick' from the show Bad Sisters. I'm pretty sure I'll have a visceral dislike of any character I see him play in the future.
Musk also told staff that he would ask for the resignation of any executive "who retains more than three people who don't obviously pass the excellent, necessary and trustworthy test."
Pssst. Elon. You're not any of those three things.
In video of the April 18 encounter, Frank Tyson can be seen lying motionless on the floor of a bar for more than 5 minutes before police check him for a pulse....
Snakes on a plane, zombies on a train, crocodiles on a snowmobile, vampires on a ferry, werewolves on a funicular, moth men in a kayak, sasquatches on a tricycle, golems in an uber, mermaids on a tram, mummies on a dirigible, ghouls in a jeep…
The software maker will use the Recommended section of the Start menu, which usually shows file recommendations, to suggest apps from the Microsoft Store.
Three soldiers pounce on a shepherd sitting outside his sheep pen. They knock him over and then one of them shoots him to death at point-blank range. Fakher Jaber, a father of four, was suspected of involvement in an incident that probably never happened...
When Netflix had (seemingly) everything I was totally cool and the gang with paying for that service.
Now I have:
Netflix
Amazon Prime
Apple TV
Disney+
NowTv
fuck knows what else
and I still can’t find the content I want to watch. I had an urge to watch The Good, The Bad And The Ugly the other day. Could I find it on any services I pay a combined £50+ a month for? Could I fuck. Why would they be surprised they’re pushing people to ‘alternative’ sources? Sure, I can rent or buy Barbie and Oppenheimer if I want, but I don’t want. What I want is access to the tens of thousands of old, excellent, films that have been made.
For A Few Dollars More is so-so (but I’d still watch it again), but The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly is epic.
And if you enjoy them, then take a crack at High Plains Drifter or Pale Rider which are both excellent though share an underlying theme. The Outlaw Josey Wales is also well worth a watch, as is the magnificent (and best picture Oscar winner) Unforgiven starring and directed by an older, wiser, and grittier Clint Eastwood.
You might also want to add Yojimbo and The Seven Samurai to your list too - they’re the Kurasawa films that A Fistful of Dollars and The Magnificent Seven are western (in both senses) remakes of.
MTG is 'absolutely' racist, Texas Democrat says after their heated exchange in House ( www.usatoday.com )
On my way to work this morning a tractor nearly crashed into me. The driver was shouting about the end of the world being nigh...
... I think it was Farmer Geddon.
Recognizing when you're living in your best years ( lemmy.world )
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Oh my eyes! ( www.foxtons.co.uk )
Subtle decor innit?
All my real Americans from US State stand up! ( lemmy.world )
Fatherly hazing ( lemmy.world )
When you roll a Nat 1 on your Survival check. ( lemmy.world )
Please be satire ( sh.itjust.works )
Drew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's House ( www.marieclaire.com )
New adventuring party just dropped ( media.kbin.social )
Anyone else?
Tesla to lay off everyone working on Superchargers, new vehicles ( arstechnica.com )
"The fireball, an old classic. Excellent execution on that lob." ( ttrpg.network )
I kind of want to get a friend to just sit in a game store and find a game to troll with this.
What happened before the invention of the crowbar?
Crows had to drink at home.
Bodycam video shows handcuffed man telling Ohio officers 'I can't breathe' before his death ( www.nbcnews.com )
In video of the April 18 encounter, Frank Tyson can be seen lying motionless on the floor of a bar for more than 5 minutes before police check him for a pulse....
"I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget." ( lemmy.world )
Snake on a train delays Japanese bullet service ( www.yahoo.com )
cross-posted from: real.lemmy.fan/post/2732128
Russia says US support for Ukraine will end as ‘humiliating fiasco’ like ‘Vietnam and Afghanistan’ ( thehill.com )
First known test dogfight between AI and human pilot carried out, US military says ( news.sky.com )
The aircraft flew up to speeds of 1,200mph. DARPA did not reveal which aircraft won the dogfight.
Microsoft starts testing ads in the Windows 11 Start menu ( www.theverge.com )
The software maker will use the Recommended section of the Start menu, which usually shows file recommendations, to suggest apps from the Microsoft Store.
When a real user uses the app ( lemmy.ml )
The vibes are different ( lemmy.world )
Israeli troops shoot and kill a Palestinian shepherd reading the Quran on his land ( www.haaretz.com )
Three soldiers pounce on a shepherd sitting outside his sheep pen. They knock him over and then one of them shoots him to death at point-blank range. Fakher Jaber, a father of four, was suspected of involvement in an incident that probably never happened...
You joke that there's no potatoes one time, and your players will never forget. ( lemmy.world )
European crash tester says carmakers must bring back physical controls ( arstechnica.com )
Visits to piracy websites have increased 12% in the past four years ( www.fastcompany.com )
LOL....
Just fuck my shit up ( lemmy.today )
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?...
I'm tired, Boss ( slrpnk.net )