@Assman@sh.itjust.works cover

Asses to asses, butts to butts

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. View on remote instance

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

You can picture the guy squirting the dressing on that salad.

Plbbbt

Plbbbt

Shakes bottle

Plbbt..plbbt..

Order up!

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Midwest here, I too can buy leeks any day of the week

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Never even considered the possibility of doing this.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sounds more like SMITE than overwatch

Magician David Copperfield Accused of Grooming, Groping, and Drugging Women ( www.rollingstone.com )

Magician David Copperfield is facing allegations of drugging women before sexual encounters, groping women during live performances, and behaving inappropriately with women who were significantly younger than him — including under 18 — in a new investigative piece in The Guardian....

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I thought they already knew they built them out of big rocks

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I never noticed but, is he pouring wine over ice?

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

What you've been hearing is that they're considering rescheduling it. They literally just finished doing that like a month ago. Now comes the doing it part.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Standing back and standing by, behind a Florida high school gym

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I always thought it was "no man has more"

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I read the last bit as "shitting like water" and I was like yeah that's taco bell for you

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

How the hell is flavor flav still alive

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

If the adult diapers fit, you must take a shit

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

DO NOT WASH YOUR BRAIN IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Indiscriminate bombing of children? You mean US foreign policy for the past 100 years?

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

No no, jquery is the answer to all your ui needs

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

A serious take on a meme about a guy hooked up to an auto masterbator

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

That cartoon isn't addicted he's just having a good time

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

What is this transition lense slander

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

they're just a cash handout to dealers and manufacturers imo

The US government subsidized $750B for the oil industry in 2022. The EV tax credit amount to peanuts compared to that. If you want a green energy and green transportation industry in the US, subsidies are absolutely necessary.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh no, don't make an enemy of the most incompetent political organization in American history.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Name one other thing they accomplished (flipping SC counts as part of what you mentioned)

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I was more talking about legislation/legal precedent but I do agree with you

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Plus there's only like seven people in Vermont so it'd hard to find a replacement anyway

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Didn't they bomb a border crossing right after the peace talks ended on Sunday? It's hard to read these guys.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

The spacecraft is actually fueled with dead whistleblowers

Would Lemmy Benefit from Implementing Polls? ( slrpnk.net )

A popular way of dealing with discussions, and familiar to most people, I assume. As far as I see it, adding a poll system to Lemmy is a good way to enhance user engagement. I'm not really aware if this has been a topic before or not, tried looking it up but didn't see much juice on the topic, so thought I'd spark it up....

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

"I blocked all the memes and now there's no memes"

...okay

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

"I don't see a problem here" - Chuck Berry

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

The fact he said Indiana tells you everything you need to know. It's the capital of "affordable and.. yeah that's all"

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

The difference was more clear before this image was reposted to hell and back and got all blurry

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Very bespoke? Are there varying degrees of.. bespokeness?

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Cure for sleep is a good idea, but I'd still use that time to fuck around

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

First one, then the other

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

President for life Xi Jinping is a champion of socialist values

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Need a citation for that last bit

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

That is interesting, but hovering over private land isn't really the same thing as camping on it

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • tech
  • kbinEarth
  • testing
  • interstellar
  • wanderlust
  • All magazines