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Despite polls, Biden aides insist Gaza campus protests will not hurt reelection bid ( www.reuters.com )

WASHINGTON, May 18 (Reuters) - Several top White House aides say they are confident protests across U.S. college campuses against Israel's offensive in Gaza will not translate into significantly fewer votes for Joe Biden in November's election, despite polls showing many Democrats are deeply unhappy about the president's policy...

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I think the point is that voting has now become ceremonial

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I don't know why we're getting mad about this when there's absolutely nothing that can be done. The Senate isn't going to impeach him, and the House definitely wouldn't convict. It feels like getting heartburn for no reason.

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Either way, never gonna happen.

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My therapist says getting mad about things I can't change is bad for my mental health.

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The first thing I do when I have an FTL ship is flying out about a hundred light years and grabbing these important pieces of culture

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Once I've delivered them as torrents to the people of earth, I'm going out to find a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

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In my job I write a lot of bullshit sentences that I'd rather a machine write for me. But the solution is to make it so I don't have to write bullshit sentences, not to get a machine to write bullshit.

Jesus is their savior, Trump is their candidate. Ex-president's backers say he shares faith, values ( apnews.com )

As Donald Trump increasingly infuses his campaign with Christian trappings while coasting to a third Republican presidential nomination, his support is as strong as ever among evangelicals and other conservative Christians....

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It's like somewhere in the ancient past someone wished that stupidity was painful, but forgot to specify who it should be painful for.

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There's a new theory that the ramps were actually internal. I like it because it means they don't need to bring a lot of extra material and manpower to the site just for the ramps since they're built into the structure of the same material.

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That's just because they're from McDonald's Trash Service

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I would really love to not be living at a pivotal moment in history. It's been this way for decades.

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What ring do I need to throw into what hole to stop this?

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Considering it's a SeaMaster they might be anti-ship missiles

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It's a fake out. The boat sees it flying away and stands down then BOOM.

(Also, since it's a flying boat I don't know how they'd have an internal bay without a lot of water infiltration.)

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I think it has more to do with maintaining a manufacturing base for defense than it is about jobs or the economy.

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Nation-states were a stupid idea to begin with

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Each day I find a new way to feel like a complete outsider in my home country.

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I was a teenager who wanted to be a 1337 haxxor so I found out what warez were, and then wanted to play a bunch of games for free.

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It depends on the car. If I see a nice looking expensive car I don't think they're an asshole. Seeing something amazing is a treat for a gearhead like me, no matter how bitter I am.

The Cybertruck, however, is ugly as fuck. Unless your aesthetic is 80s low-poly video games it is even uglier in person than pictures. The fact that something that ugly costs that much is almost insulting.

Fewer people in the US plan to buy EVs this year, study shows ( www.reuters.com )

The number of buyers in the U.S. considering an electric vehicle purchase in 2024 has fallen from a year ago due to a shortage of affordable cars, inadequate charging infrastructure and ignorance about EV benefits, a study by J.D. Power, opens new tab has shown....

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The options are basically an SUV with a giant touch screen and data harvesting, plus a cell phone connection so they can brick your car with a software update. None of that is appealing to me.

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I should open a yacht company and get in on this good economy

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I wore a mask to the store last weekend because I had to get something for my mom and had a pretty nasty sinus infection and didn't want other people to catch my cold. If I have to be in a crowded place I also wear a mask because other people aren't as considerate.

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Shipbuilding and car manufacturing both have extensive defense applications. They'll keep both around because if there's a war they need a local industry.

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Now pack it full of explosives and drive it into the Kursk bridge

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I don't see a problem. Kids should be educated in Federation values from an early age.

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Too late. Sold the kids for some latinum.

Devout Christian Mike Johnson shows up to hush money trial to defend a guy accused of cheating on his wife with a porn star ( www.vanityfair.com )

House Speaker Mike Johnson describes himself as a Christian before anything else. He has said his “faith informs everything I do.” He has told people curious about his views to “pick up a Bible.” His wife reportedly runs a counseling service whose operating agreement, which he himself notarized, states, “We...

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Trump is literally a Golden Calf, and Johnson is worshiping him.

Ugh now there's an image I have to get out of my head...

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I think there will be a huge market for endangered animal meat. Imagine having dodo wings and a mammoth steak for dinner.

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Imagine if you could get a sample of your own ass and grow it into a steak

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You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

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Bad news is us tall guys get bruised knees from the seats. Good news is we get to watch everything everyone is doing on the screens in front of us. I watched like ten movies at once on the last flight I was on.

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So people shouldn't be upset that Biden hasn't done enough because he's not the king.

And then Democrats in the Senate who could investigate these things ask Biden because they're incapable of it.

So are we to assume that the entire government is incapable of dealing with this?

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Okay but it would be nice to know if anyone our government is capable of doing anything about this.

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We can take solace in the fact that both Louisiana and Florida will be underwater in a few decades, so that's nice

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Kids need better civics education so they can keep their expectations of what our government is capable of as low as possible, that way they don't feel like voting is useless and give up.

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If you don’t vote for Biden, you get Trump.

Thanks to our Constitution you get Trump even if you do vote for Biden.

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If Biden is shocked that he has to convince stupid people to vote, then who’s really stupid? Sometimes you gotta make the airplane noise to get kids to eat their vegetables.

I like this bit in particular.

Biden isn’t even trying, though. He’s blaming them, calling them anti-Semitic, and acting entitled to our votes.

I don't really blame Biden. He's part of a giant political machine that has been shit at messaging since 1980. Democrats seem to be lead by the sort of try-hard, type-A, rule-follower nerds who were in Student Government in high school. They can't relate to normal folks, and then resort to insults and guilt to get them to do something.

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I guess we can blame Biden. But it could be literally any Democrat in there doing the exact same thing because the political consultants they hire are so ridiculously out of touch.

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