TIMMAY

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TIMMAY ,

Both sides of this conflict are cops, let them waste time fighting each other

TIMMAY ,

Couldnt give less of a fuck about this, this is far from being news

TIMMAY ,

Sounds like potential protesters can make a big impact on the event then. Good

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Just to understand this correctly, prior to this you would have to have a very-personal and VERY-uncomfortable examination of your genitals, and even sometimes see a specialist instead of a gp, but now have a self-test as an option? If so, I can imagine that that would be incredibly preferable

TIMMAY ,

capitalism should stay the fuck away from peoples bodies, let alone the inside of their skulls

TIMMAY ,

Do they just find holes in trees that are perfectly sized or do they make them?

TIMMAY ,

I dont like jerry seinfeld at all but implying that he is a pedo is completely unsubstantiated. I think the scandals here are gross but everyone is clearly above the age of consent.

TIMMAY ,

Agreed

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I completely agree, I just think that the term pedophile is "charged" enough that it should be carefully applied

TIMMAY ,

yeah fuck chris pratt

Devout Christian Mike Johnson shows up to hush money trial to defend a guy accused of cheating on his wife with a porn star ( www.vanityfair.com )

House Speaker Mike Johnson describes himself as a Christian before anything else. He has said his “faith informs everything I do.” He has told people curious about his views to “pick up a Bible.” His wife reportedly runs a counseling service whose operating agreement, which he himself notarized, states, “We...

TIMMAY ,

did he ask his son if it was okay for him to suck donald off?

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or recklessly doped with ketamine

TIMMAY , (edited )

even if they overdose you, you cant do anything about it. unless youre rich maybe, as with all facets of the "justice" system

TIMMAY ,

well she wasn't in dublin, this whole thing is dumb lol

TIMMAY ,

statue titties are still titties

TIMMAY ,

I have kept all notifications silent on my devices for a few years and it's really nice. Now if only I could figure out how to stop closing lemmy and then tapping on lemmy immediately afterwards, sometimes multiple times in a row

TIMMAY ,

Unfortunately that is part of free speech

TIMMAY ,

what about trolling bigots?

TIMMAY ,

Every day this sub is in the active feed and I could not be more removed from the intended audience lol

TIMMAY ,

That part is so eerie and so cool, they ask the dolphins questions but the answers are so alien to them that they realize they just dont have to context to understand them. They miss shark....
edit: also if you haven't read chasm city by alastair reynolds, I heavily recommend it and it also has some dolphins that are being transported to a new colony world with humans

TIMMAY , (edited )

I can try but they weren't cryptic or anything, just didnt make sense to the humans. The humans were swimming underwater and using some tech to translate. They asked the dolphins if they missed the oceans of earth or something to that effect and the dolphins mention that they miss the "great voices" which is implied to be a reference to whales. There were also some casual-seeming phrases that were essentially just word salad to the humans, and they compared it to speaking to a 1 year old human. They end the interaction with the dolphins saying over and over that there are no sharks there and that they miss them, which makes no sense to the narrator so he turns off the translator with the realization that he just can't understand what they mean because they share no mutual contexts.
edit: also presumably part of the problem was that the human's questions were just as context-less to the dolphins as the dolphin answers were to the hupeople

TIMMAY ,

You can ski in may??

TIMMAY ,

that's dope

TIMMAY ,

damn...uh, I had not seen sellen before. Guess I'm a sellen simp now 🤷‍♂️

TIMMAY ,

This is cool but also, like, not even pretending to be a meme?

TIMMAY ,

It is never acceptable to link fox news in a legitimate news sub.

TIMMAY ,

aaaaaayyy

TIMMAY ,

Timmy is a character from the show South Park who is physically disabled and his name is often said like "TIMAAY" or even "TIMMAY". I'm biased towards the latter.

TIMMAY ,

I mean, that seems right on brand

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That's it, that's the final straw for me. I'm a socialist now.

TIMMAY ,

awake when want asleep

TIMMAY ,

I just read Tau Zero by Paul Anderson and I think I'm good on large-scale travel now

TIMMAY ,

I know this is a meme and all but the predator really would leave a sick/injured person alone as they aren't worthy prey, as seen with non-robot bishop in AVP.

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I got anxiety just from looking at this, and I graduated college two years ago already

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10/10

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That's like a warcrime type guy, right?

TIMMAY ,

loophole!

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I found the gameplay to be really fun and all of the base/soldier mechanics to be really ruining of said fun

TIMMAY ,

I'm proud to say I pirated the fallout show

TIMMAY ,

tldr

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I showed this to people at work today, we were in tears laughing 😂

TIMMAY ,

This is awful, no doubt about it. Out of curiosity, is it fairly common to not be comfortable with swimming in areas like LA? My parents had swimming lessons and recreational swimming as a part of my childhood from basically day one, so I think I take that for granted.

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oh sheesh, I didnt even consider gators. Around here you basically just have to worry about cottonmouths and leeches, I can't imagine having multiple different kinds of large predators to worry about. I can see how that would put a damper on the whole swimming thing

TIMMAY ,

looks like a third grader's diy R2D2

TIMMAY ,

my ignorant ass thought that sarapes were called ponchos until I looked it up just now, thanks for helping me be less dumb

TIMMAY ,

That movie gives me 10/10 chortles every time I think about it

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spoiler alert: it factually was. Go thump your bible elsewhere, Ive been deprogrammed already

TIMMAY ,

add fava beans and we are having a party

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