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Snapz ,

"You were each TOTALLY going to get an extra $.67 a month, if not for fucking Darren over here who forgot to thank me for his employment this morning in the daily thank you ceremony. You guys don't get it... you think this is easy? Anyways I'm also doubling all your rents."

"Disregard that last part, forgot you weren't my ungrateful tenants, because of course I'm also a landlord."

Snapz ,

sneaking, the same way a toddler just closes their eyes during hide-and-seek and they think they are hiding.

Snapz ,

So I assume that ted cruz flees to ski somewhere this time? And does he still blame his daughters, or does that change as well?

Snapz ,

Private Religious schools

Snapz ,

This country DOES NOT speak the same language state to state on most topics - education chief among them. The concept of "education" means something completely different in Mississippi versus California, for instance.  

There has been a slow motion systematic dismantling of public education in "red states" and things like the increasing prevalence of religious influence on our laws and education infrastructure. These things severely impact the quantity and quality of teaching resources. Republicans want undereducated, easily-frightened and broken people to grow up to not vote, or to vote to perpetuate the status quo that they know (an objectively broken system).

Charter schools are funded by vouchers. At first, you'd have options for multiple schools in most places, then the vouchers would cover less and less each year with you spending more and more out of pocket. Then, religious schools would in turn lower their tuitions (as they can afford to subsidize if it means indoctrinating new kids). The result is that families with less money would go with whatever the voucher covers, which would only be religious schools in more and more areas with tone. That's the plan.

Louisiana is CONSTANTLY at the bottom of the nation in terms of their education offerings. Here's one of those lists: https://www.newsweek.com/most-least-educated-states-america-ranked-1583019. These are craven theocratic fascists and they won't rest until public education is eliminated.

Snapz ,

"Uhhh, Yeah! I did kicked in the head by a horse recently... but what's that have to do with anything?"

^ do you find yourself making this statement more than once per day typically?

Snapz ,

Fucking coward, backpedaling so fast while shitting his pants.

Snapz ,

""Gotta love how it's always one asshole judge trump appointee in Texas that can stop legislation for the whole country.""

Snapz ,

trump didn't commit this attempted murder in the same way that charles manson didn't kill Sharon Tate.

Snapz ,

That's actually always the subtext of people who end every statement with "lol"

Snapz ,

"...and this is why there shouldn't be any taxes" C'mon, go ahead, round that the corner, libertarian - we all know you want to.

I don't think you know what actual fascism is, or what it looks like. Your statement reads like you are boycotting universities and have casually avoided being "educated" by "credited professionals" so that you don't turn a "decent person" who "contributes to society" and "understands words".

Keep fighting that good fight, you do your own research!

Snapz ,

This is you, discouraging the basic practice of voting and then cowering away when you're called out.

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You're a troll, obsessed with (and speaking as if you understand) the nuance of the US while you're all the way in South Africa. You have nothing to say and you're universally disliked.

Snapz ,

That gum you like is going to come back into style.

Snapz ,

Smallest truck, with the largest, most usable bed, cheapest price, go.

Do companies store facial and voice recognition data from the thousands of hours of zoom/teams calls that their employees use?

I heard a person call into a show the other day, voice only, and talk about some poor working conditions at a factory. Made me think about how it would probably be so easy for nefarious bosses to be able to identify that person through voice recognition SW with all of the data that comes from us looking directly into cameras and...

Snapz OP ,

Sorry, wasn't suggesting perpetual info capture, this could be a brief view every 3 to 6 months, just enough to update a voice/facial profile in a system.

Snapz ,

"You boys better not have no n95s under them hoods?"

Snapz ,

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The face of a man willingly and actively smelling his daddy's farts... "Ooohhh, that one was a lil' bit wet, daddy..."

Snapz ,

And the candy is all homemade from raw ingredients made in unregulated factories...

Snapz ,

Child: "But daddy, this pillowcase smells like chemicals and has holes in it?"

Dad: "Halloween is cancelled, you're a freedom hating lib-cuck that hates freedom."

Snapz ,

"Nobody wants to work on collecting candy anymore!"

Snapz , (edited )

For every 10 full size snickers you collect, I give you one loose m&m.

I also put a couple of your siblings up for adoption right before Halloween to let you know you're expendable.

If it bothers you, you can always go talk to your mom, who empathises, so that you feel good enough to get back to collecting my our candy. But she will immediately come tell me everything you said.

You ungrateful worm... After all I've done for you?

Snapz ,

Spell check, thanks

Snapz ,

Stop pointing cameras at these fucking bridge trolls

Snapz ,

What an ugly, dirty truck.

Snapz ,

You cater exclusively to the easily grifted, surprising to find out that many of them will be deadbeats trying to scam you back.

Snapz ,
Snapz ,

"Your sister" spent $120k on that... she spends that kind of money on cars ans has "never had a car she likes"? What a weird and very likely BS statement.

That car is measurably more dangerous for the other cars and pedestrians around it on the road. If she is real, she sucks for buying and driving that thing (and for supporting elon and all his horseshit with the purchase)

Snapz ,
Snapz ,

When people of note, long since past their prime,

Find out that the charges, are for serious crime,

The gop wiggles and wriggles and screams,

Because a new friend, has now joined their team!

Snapz , (edited )

"Jerry Seinfeld and Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss claimed they were "just friends" in the beginning of their relationship and only went public when she turned 18..."

"...Shoshanna is a person, not an age. She is extremely bright. She's funny, sharp, very alert. We just get along. You can hear the click."

And don't forget:

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Devout Christian Mike Johnson shows up to hush money trial to defend a guy accused of cheating on his wife with a porn star ( www.vanityfair.com )

House Speaker Mike Johnson describes himself as a Christian before anything else. He has said his “faith informs everything I do.” He has told people curious about his views to “pick up a Bible.” His wife reportedly runs a counseling service whose operating agreement, which he himself notarized, states, “We...

Snapz ,

I wonder if the porn monitoring app he shares with his son gave a little beep today?

Snapz ,

Just let him go in peace. Stop following him around with a camera.

Snapz ,

"Just stay in line, shut up and do as you're told and you'll probably make just barely enough to choose between food and medicine."

-Your boss' boss

Snapz ,

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And the dude openly dated a minor when he was nearly 40,
"Shoshanna is a person, not an age. She is extremely bright. She’s funny, sharp, very alert. We just get along. You can hear the click.”

Snapz ,

"I'm pro-trans, but I'm not pro-trans people in women's sports."

If you're "pro-trans" then that means you believe that, for example, a trans woman is a woman, because she says she is.

So then you don't believe women should compete in women's sports?

....

Showing your ass there, huh?

Snapz ,

Those weren't fake, those were real (there are actual VERIFIED people on Twitter that can back me up on this) Unfortunately, you can't ask elon himself, because he was working with that team on their crypto right before he died.

If you didn't hear about his death, it wasn't widely reported really because he was so insignificant that nobody really cared. But I guess they found that he broke his neck trying to suck his own dick on a ferris wheel. He was wearing small shorts, exerted himself trying to fold in half to reach, shit his pants, the shit hit the floor of the bucket, he slipped in the shit, hit the cage awkwardly and broke his neck.

Snapz ,

Yes, but unfortunately, it's also "fuck it, increase risk of my kid/grandma dying a painful, early death"

Snapz ,

This is a stupid light take, starting with the flowery version of their early 2010-ish "good intentions".

Their "guarantee" insurance was notoriously difficult to actually access if needed. This was typical enshitification from the start, they just had to do a bit more early to gain public trust, until they reached critical mass and then flipped the switch.

The drug dealer gives you the first baggie for free, not because they are good dudes that care about you saving money...

Snapz ,

Not an urban legend, just not in your first hand POV - Many examples around crack in the 80s, Molly at raves, a bump of coke at a party... All followed by, "and hey man, if you ever want more, hit me up"

When you're making definitive statements try to add "doesn't happen TO ME...." or "IMO/IME", otherwise you just sound like you base the truth of the entire world solely on your own hyper limited, lived experience.

Americans are choking on surging fast-food prices. "I can't justify the expense," one customer says ( www.cbsnews.com )

Kevin Roberts remembers when he could get a bacon cheeseburger, fries and a drink from Five Guys for $10. But that was years ago. When the Virginia high school teacher recently visited the fast-food chain, the food alone without a beverage cost double that amount....

Snapz ,

Overdramatic headlines to try to make this more exotic and mysterious than the reality - YOU GREEDY FUCKS HAVE INTENTIONALLY TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF EVERYONE SINCE THE PANDEMIC STARTED. It was never acceptable and you finally pushed fast enough to even upset the wealthy and those who spend outside their means.

You are all broken humans. You chase endless growth without purpose, you are a disease.

Snapz ,

But that's how fucked up trump is though... He actually DOES snore with a cpap.

Snapz ,

"The nastiness and lies, it's just incredible,** and the truths... The truths are even worse as they just won't shut up about them - it's like ummm guys, hello, I didn't discourse that stuff on forms for a reason. You're being like super uncool right now?!"**

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