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MachineLordZero

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I AM THE MACHINE LORD

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sorry for being angry on main but someone who should really know better than to slide into my mentions with "actually covid is no big deal" really threw off the start of my day

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@eniko slide into their ribs with a knife <3

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so apparently the big secret to tasty fries is ... peanut oil. you cook em in peanut oil. or toss them in it and airfry em. that's literally all you need

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko keep an eye out for the lower smoke and ignition points, though

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remember when trump said if we just stop testing for covid it would go away as if by a miracle and everyone thought that was a scandalously stupid thing to say

on an entirely unrelated note since 3 weeks ago the CDC no longer requires hospitals to report covid hospitalizations and now biobot is no longer showing covid wastewater data for the US

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko Having a real hard time keeping to the idea that maybe humanity is worthwhile just lately

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wait. has the text in the steam app always been this fucking tiny? i feel like it got tinier...

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko suggest stuffing steam decision makers into a barrel and rolling them down a hill

MachineLordZero ,
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@SuperTaliaDX @eniko gone from "fuck accessibility" to "fuck anyone not trying to read notifications with a magnifying glass"

MachineLordZero , to random
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I hate keyboards and keyboard manufacturers so much

MachineLordZero OP ,
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and their sellers

MachineLordZero OP ,
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Why is it so hard to find backlit keys that're intended to be functional, rather than an eyesore?

eniko , to random
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if you're wondering how development is going i just spent an hour and a half trying to figure out why my cucumbers were invisible

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko Okay but what about the game?

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Do you enjoy whack a mole type minigames in video games? I do, though I don't really know why, they're so stupidly simple. But I love getting a perfect run

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko neatly drops a lit object into one of the holes and retreats to a safe distance

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Eurovision likes to make sure we know they're non-political.
In fact, their international competition broadcast around the world is SO non-political, they even let Russia compete, despite Russia's ongoing war and human rights atrocities.

checks earpiece Sorry, I'm just getting this in now, there's a rumour that Russia is, in fact, not competing in Eurovision. Reasons unknown at this time.

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cant wait for AAA games to all look like pieces of shit without a cohesive visual style because of utilization of machine learning models while indies become the ones that actually have a unified aesthetic

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko tbh I'm not sure where the actual lines are around AAA, AA, etc, but I feel like as more time passes, the less interest I have in the ones I see being called AAA.

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me: i'm going to move to a warm place! it'll be nice, i'll be able to spend so much more time outdoors!

me in the warm place, inside with curtains drawn to keep the heat and desert dust out, getting less sun than ever: what the fuck

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im so overworked i almost forgot about my own birthday in a couple days 🙃

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko oops

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people: its like im sick all the time now. i would give anything to make it stop

me: you could wear a mask

people: no not like that

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko But if I suggest euthanasia, I'm bad somehow?

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Next person to casually ask me if I "could just..." in a professional setting is getting bit

I cannot just. I am working from when I get up to when I go to bed every damn day without weekends. I have no remaining overhead to "could just" your request

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@eniko If you could just carve their eye out with a spoon, that'd be great

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lalafells are so tiny so why do they all exude dom energy

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@eniko my eyebrow ascends, sounds of rattling chains being pulled emanate from behind

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It would be circumvented within minutes by anyone having the faintest idea as to what they're doing.

Shit, what if cats learnt to conduct mouse orchestras? That's more interesting to think about.

MachineLordZero OP ,
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@eniko yeah that's pretty much what's happened every time they've tried it in the past.

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I'm so fucking tired lmao 🙃

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko we put satan out of business when we built our own hell

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god, you watch ONE video about french onion soup and youtube is like "hey do you want to watch these other 50 french onion soup videos? :D"

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@eniko respond to personalised content suggestions with nailbombs

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It's 69 degrees out. Nice 😌

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko how are you alive

MachineLordZero , to random
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Hey what's something good that's happened to you recently? I could use some good news.

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In cosmic horror stories, which world is more real: the mundane world the character has lived in their entire life up til that point, or the new world discovered beyond the veil?

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko how sure are we that the new world isn't a product of the character's brain going doolally?

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko All right then, my answer is that the lizard's terrarium is no less or more real for the lizard having experienced the world beyond it

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Would I rather encounter a man or a bear in the woods? I'm an introvert so I'd rather just stay home

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko More socially acceptable to eat the bear and furnish your home with its pelt

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"The market will efficiently allocate resources where they're most needed!"

Meanwhile, the market: we're putting this "AI" thing that doesn't seem to work and everyone hates into everything you use including your mouse. We're sure this will make us rich somehow. Do you like this? [Yes / Ask me again later]

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko drops a mine in principle for the "ask me again later"

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god my roegadame in ffxiv was such fucking goals

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko I was so disappointed when I saw someone trying out the character creator and the roegadude was huuuuge, and then they switched gender and the max height shrank so much

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@eniko of course

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going through old images i stored and found this classic. for a while i put "most likely to be the next phil fish" in my bio on twitter as a point of pride

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko uHHH shit do we like Phil Fish?

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko well yeah but don't we just like butthurt gamers in general?

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i dont understand achievements. i dont understand why the act of playing literal video games needed to be gamified

note: please don't explain achievements to me. it will not help me understand, it will only annoy me

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko Yeah but Eniko you're like, a rational person?

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko I was gonna say if I could, I'd pay you enough to not have achievements, but then I realised it'd probably upset The Gamers even more if I paid you to not have achievements other than one solely awarded to me.

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko My initial reaction was
what
the FUCK
is this shit?
I will kill you all.

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko sounds like they don't want them to be actual noteworthy achievements, they just want number go up

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Today I've read about a bunch of farmers who probably had H5N1 but refuse to test, cats getting infected by drinking raw milk on farms, and a dolphin dead from it

Honestly not feeling very optimistic about this one. Wish I could trust any of the soothing things governments or media are saying about it but I won't fall into that trap again now I've seen how they behaved during the still ongoing covid pandemic

EDIT: And I should clarify I wasn't going out of my way to see H5N1 news, this is just stuff that has come across my feed organically in the 1 hour I've been awake lmao

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko Recommend sterilising the affected area, plus a buffer of not more than 10% of the size of the area around it, unless cause for further sterilising is found.

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko fucking bird flu 2: bird harder

eniko , to random
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so who's idea was it exactly to make a US-based mastodon non-profit and bring in a bunch of vulture capitalists and "AI" tech bros to "help" grow the ecosystem

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko backing up a tanker of sulphuric acid to the playpen
Okay, here to help. Where do you want me to start spraying?

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Really wish MS would open source qbasic already

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko make a functionally identical os version called rbasic?

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can you still say "hella", asking for a friend

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko I don't know, CAN you?

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🤔​ i could have a nice cappuccino, that's something i could just go and do

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko But why stop there?

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko throw bricks at cop cars

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why is google sheets telling me my browser isnt allowed when its just firefox? does firefox not work with google sheets anymore?

edit: update firefox and now it works :|

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko It works just fine, but it's Firefox, not Google Firefox, so Google wants it dead.

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i dont care how fucking hot it is i refuse to put on shorts. its fucking april for gods sake

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko whereas I wear shorts in the middle of June lol

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Spice racks are adorable. Your wee lil rack can store 16 containers? That's so cute. Anyway this is what a spice rack looks like for people who cook a lot

And we still constantly find recipes with spices we don't actually have

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko I have a magnetic spice rack on the wall, a tub of herbs and spices at one end of the kitchen, a section in the kitchen cupboard, and various jars squirrelled away wherever else they'll fit.
Recipe-wise I'll usually find something that works as a base, then after I've gotten used to it I'll make changes as I like.
One thing I want to try is a shakshuka made with green capsicums instead of red, with the cheese, herbs, and spices set to a more Italian theme, 'cause I noticed green tastes

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One time on twitter I commented on the dancing robots propaganda video they put out a few years back that I found it creepy and concerning and this one guy who had followed me and been pleasantly interacting with me for a year or two completely blew up at me, ranting how I was a joyless luddite who feared and hated progress and fun and then blocked me

Anyway I just saw a post that they're fitting one of the dancing robots with flamethrowers now

MachineLordZero ,
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@eniko Huh. I'd seen them fitted with machine guns and sniper rifles ages back, but not the flamethrowers.

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don't make a community project and then ask the community to support it and then scream at people for only being 98% positive about your project. obnoxious behavior like that is an easy block

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@eniko sounds like a great way to go from 98% good to 100% shit

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triple I initiative huh. guess indie games are plural now

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@eniko this feels like it's going to make me more tired without providing any benefit

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