I just realised that this is not a painting by René Magritte ( en.wikipedia.org )
"Virgin" and "Fucker" are both used as insults. Damned if you "do it," damned if you don't "do it."
Starbuck milkshake is like tobacco
Just realize:...
If one conjoined twin commits a murder without the consent of their twin, will both have to go to prison or nobody?
Golden retriever are the Volvo of dogs
The line in Super Troopers about the Taliban Warlord was in date, then hilariously out of date, then disturbingly in date again.
This one https://youtu.be/UJtQhv9dp9o
Skateboarding is just "The Floor is Lava" on wheels
descriptions of Demons and the arcane rituals required to banish them feverishly relayed by occultists in ghost/horror stories are a direct homomorphism to computers and actually how awful they are
Unironically....
After searching the internet for best replica bags ( thepursequeen.co )
After searching the internet for best replica bags and coming up short, I finally found a blog that could help....
People were really doing martial arts under waterfalls for hours without a break, I stand in the shower for twenty minutes and my skin starts having a tantrum, getting wrinkly and shit.
Why do men call their father their "old man", but their "old lady" is their wife?
Saying 'completely turned my life around' is normal, but saying 'turned my life around 360°' (rather than 180) is stupid.
Can we all agree to look up a local third party candidate and mention their name to someone you know who is also local?
I like ballotpedia.org but am very open to other resources or suggestions for how to get good info. Honestly half the reason I'm posting this is to start a solid thread of resources....
In Star Trek, Commander Data is socially awkward because he lacks training data. This might be because he was built and developed in isolation from the rest of society.
Jellyfish are the storm clouds of the sea
Lemmy exists to provide something to do while waiting for Lemmy to compile
QWERTY Keyboards on a touch screen are still the stupid!
Whether you, like me, beleive that QAZWSX keyboards make far more sense, especially in a machine learning world, I think we all agree a layout designed to circumvent jamming typewriter keys doesn't make sense in modern society on modern devices.
I Am Able To Change My Race, Right?
This is from my last post, many people disagreed with my belief. Since people are able to identify and claim whatever they want to be. I am now a trans white. I do not consider nor identify myself as an African-American woman anymore. I don’t feel comfortable in my skin. I don’t believe this was my right race at birth. So I...
I Just Don’t See Trans Women As Women
I just can’t wrap my head around it. They want to be called and seen woman, but they have to get bottom surgery. Take hormone pills, all these excessive stuff to be a woman. They don’t have menstrual cycles nor can they carry a child. Why can’t they just be happy being a male and just wear feminine clothes? Like a femboy...