uriel238 ,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It works better if it's glass (not acrylic) and properly lubed.

MeDuViNoX ,

It's glass for sure.

Emmie ,

I feel certain fear of glass. I have been on the internet too long

qyron ,

This thread gets crazier the deeper I read. And depth is the crux of this meme.

MrOzwaldMan ,

Wrong, you'll fly like Tom.

RavenFellBlade ,
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

Looks intriguing.

PhineaZ ,

As a Biologist, this is extra hot

Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Quack

JoYo ,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar
PipedLinkBot Bot ,
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Sky dancers

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MeDuViNoX ,

Sky Dancers will get caught in your hair and ruin your day.

Socsa ,

Oh no

Madison420 ,
PipedLinkBot Bot ,
@PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks avatar

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Screw it

MeDuViNoX ,

Don't put this in your butt, it's just a corkscrew poop extractor. Worst drunk Amazon purchase ever.

Sibbo ,

Some people have issues getting the poop out. They should market it as a medical device.

MeDuViNoX ,

"Liquid enemas too gentle? Try a solid enema!”

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes the beyblade launcher dildo

BreadOven ,

Let 'er rip!

Senseless ,

How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.

SidewaysHighways ,

Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something.

Timeless

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

child lore

ಠ_ಠ

SidewaysHighways ,

No worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellate

BreadOven ,

Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?

Senseless ,

Why didn't I think of this?

BreadOven ,

Now you know for next time.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.

TheCoolerMia ,
@TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

game idea: platformer but the different power-ups r all dildos with interesting designs :3 and of course the controller is a dildo too

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Dildos give you active abilities and butt plugs passive.

ramble81 ,

I mean Saints Row has the dildo bat…

AltheaHunter ,

Cyberpunk 2077 has a dildo club too.

Nelots ,
@Nelots@lemm.ee avatar

Only if it has buttplug.io support!

HappyFrog ,

That's almost what this risk of rain 2 mod is: https://thunderstore.io/package/OkIGotIt/Her_Burden/

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