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wilpercy

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British by birth. I've lived in Japan since 1990 where I teach English to students aged 4-90.

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I think we have more than enough.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts nuclear fiction.

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Wow, that's a lot of combinations.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts hang on. 52-35= .. not enough fingers but I think a bit more variety is feasible.

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I love sharks.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts it’s a little known, but scrupulously low quality fact that sharks have a sweet tooth. Danish is the lingua franca.

Jeg tager afsked.

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That explains a lot.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts points are deducted for Slam junks.

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Obviously.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts the threat of perma-nuclear winter weighed heavily on all involved.

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Babies are weird.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts babies to kiddies to kidneys mark important developmental stages.
Thank you doctor.

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That's crazy.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts a snooze is considerably more sedate.

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That's so sad.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts Albert was her great friend, I’ll bet.

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I wonder what they talk about.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts nouns of common sense suggests this is nonsense.

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I guess it's kind of funny.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts Count rule it out.

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As you should be.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts a caution is issued rather than a fine if you are judged to have spoken forthrightly and with honesty. It has something to do with candour being good for geese.

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It sounds wrong, but it's not.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts in Japan Genghis Khan is the name given to a grilled mutton dish with a soy, garlic and sake sauce. No cilantro as far as I know.

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Wow, you learn something new about Winston Churchill every day.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts that may explain one of his nicknames - Winnie.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts that’s right. Identical twins always shop for colored contacts together.

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I love whales.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts Objection: a group of Blue whales is called a ‘Downer’ and there’s nothing remotely carefree about a gang of Orcas.

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I love giraffes.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts no matter what is eaten, saliva breaks it down during this journey to the stomach. Rocks, parts of passing safari vehicles and on occasion their occupants, hence the giraffe’s fearsome reputation as the most dangerous animal in Africa.

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I somehow never knew this.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts Pharo ‘nuff!

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I love Keanu Reeves.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts what is the good of learning lines, Mr Anderson if you are unable to speak?

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History is so interesting.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts entirely believable. Not only does it produce an edge sharper than steel, it comes in a range of attractive colors. Black obsidian is probably the most common, but you can also find varieties like rainbow obsidian, pumpkin obsidian, and mahogany obsidian, among others. Washington had a set of each and barely had to chew his food.

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That blows my mind.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts for the sake of public health I trust saliva contains trace elements of chlorine.

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I somehow never knew this.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts Not so fast! Apparently there is another breed:

“Portuguese Water Dog: Originally bred to herd fish into nets and retrieve lost gear from the water, these dogs have webbed feet and a waterproof coat that make them excellent swimmers.”
They might also be flame resistant given their affinity to all things aquatic.

(Herding fish would test anyone’s patience!)

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A true visionary.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts inkleined to disbelieve this one.

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Wow, that's a lot of salt.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts then hospitals bag and use it for saline drips. Quite harmonious really.

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Those were the good ol' days.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts Liquid Semtex and Dynamite? Even a drop of Sprite will give you a fright.

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Being famous sounds hard.

wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts sounds like rats would struggle to get an autograph request in too.

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I could never live there.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts no frocks in Europe? Absurd, in fact I understand that

“The word "frock" actually comes from the Old French word "froc," which means "a monk's habit." Over time, the word came to be used more broadly to refer to any type of loose-fitting, comfortable dress.”

Crash any party and you’ll be astonished by the variety. Most of them are green of course.

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That's good to know.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts give them a little crack beforehand and then it’s easier to peel the shell.

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I love Chinese food.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts Dim! Sum suggestions.

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Poor Brian.

wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts ‘It eats away at my Brian’.

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That's so interesting.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts …reproduced a sexually charged atmosphere? Where’s the empirical evidence?

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Even more impressive, he did both the English and Japanese versions.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts his ‘Kao nashi’ was a tour de force!

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Nature is incredible.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts it’s truly remarkable but sadly doesn’t always end there. The less socially adept caterpillars have been known to then enter a saloon and become inveterate barflies.

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If you want a nice dark stout, you need to give the goat lots of chocolate liquor.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts pull the udder one.

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I wonder how much they get paid.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts he’s spectacularly old. It’s probably a contractual requirement. ‘Tenshun!

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I gave up over 5 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am John Oliver.

wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts Will I am.

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That makes sense.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts I trust they all scrub and trim their nails beforehand.

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Tough crowd.

wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts false modesty. He killed it.

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It's where they belong.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts NASA nurtures highfliers but cremation would certainly clip their wings.

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This is why most Olympians aim to win bronze.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts that figures when you learn that silver medals are made of peppermint and gold from margarine.

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May the December 25th be with you.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts you’re joking of course? May the farce be with you.

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A dumb belief, but not his dumbest.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts Well yes. Many regard him as entirely frivolous. Even more think him dangerous.

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I love Keanu Reeves.

wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts hard to believe. As I recall the plot, he and Bullock were on the bus and it was traveling at a fair lick.

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No one knows where the whole long hair depiction came from.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts pate-ntly misleading.

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That makes sense.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts ill advised and almost bound to backfire.

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That's crazy.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts and I understand he’s prepared to defend the policy in court. Working pro bono. Naturally.

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If you read between the lines, Hamlet is actually about how bananas never stay ripe long enough.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts bananas are much ado about nothing. He had a chicken tattoo on his calf and and an egg in his shoulder so the obvious question is which came first? The chicken, the egg or the Homlet?

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A lot of people don't know this.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts and a Secretary bird can’t type very well.

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Wow.
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wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts yes, sky high prices and you have to hire a Sherpa to lug it home.

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