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Jesus is their savior, Trump is their candidate. Ex-president's backers say he shares faith, values ( apnews.com )

As Donald Trump increasingly infuses his campaign with Christian trappings while coasting to a third Republican presidential nomination, his support is as strong as ever among evangelicals and other conservative Christians....

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He hates the same people that Supply Side Jesus, the version they worship, hates.

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"These desert nomads on this tiny planet on the edge of this galaxy? They're my chosen people in ALL THE UNIVERSE!"

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BotW gave a gold turd as their "fuck you" reward, but reddit is too cheap even for that.

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But what would Putin look like with Trump's hair?

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Too bad the person he's talking to is far more corrupt than Yoda.

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And considering abortion isn't illegal in every state, this is even more of an overreach than if it were.

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Unlike most of these sorts of things, this one has a definite answer: 2. They cannot blow air out of their mouths. However, since they have no hands to work the valves, it wouldn't sound too good, assuming they could get it to stay in place to begin with.

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Good to know. Could a dolphin blow different notes with its blowhole?

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YOLO

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"I think he deserved his punishment, don't you?"

"What the fuck, Ringo?? NO, he didn't deserve to be trapped forever just for being kind of a dick!"

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It should say that you probably mean sapience, the ability to think, rather than sentience, the ability to sense things, then shut down the conversation.

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It can be read either way, but I checked her post history and she's no Trump supporter.

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If anyone else who doesn't watch Discovery is wondering what the inspiration is, it's The Chase.

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This would be a great B plot for Lower Decks.

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I missed the mentions, then. Not surprising, considering the rapid-fire delivery.

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American English is closer to what English used to sound like than modern British English.

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Not YOLO, though, which is often used to stop thinking about the consequences of choosing to do something stupid.

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It's specifically good when you're ruminating.

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Yes, the subject being dismissed is what makes it a good or bad thing. Is it something you have zero control over? Good thing. Otherwise, bad thing.

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It's understandable that he didn't have time to learn how to draw, then.

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At least we're sending space our best.

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Ah, a meritocracy instead of a plutocracy. Maybe someday, if we survive.

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Many will, but I won't be among them!

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If there's a police report, you didn't get away with it unless you're never going to that store again. Which is probably not usually the case.

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The "With what?!" speech balloon always bugged me. It doesn't need to be there.

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Much better! Maybe put a stump in the empty space.

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Good enough!

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It seems to be far more common, in my experience. Do you have any examples of "husband bad"? Not just complaining about them, mind, but implying that marriage itself is a bad thing?

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Flintheart Glomgold would have been better. Is Magica De Spell rich? I thought she wanted to get rich by using Scrooge's Number One dime for a Midas Touch spell or some shit.

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The joke is supposed to be that he's fat and therefore no longer anorexic, but fat people can be anorexic, too.

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I'd like to know if there are any XKCDs that are no longer relevant.

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"Hoo hoot! Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flahing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?"

"No...shit, I mean yes! YES!!"

"Hoo hoot! Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flahing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?"

"Sigh...YES."

"Alright then, I'll see you around! Hoot Hoot Hoot Ho!"

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That makes sense. Anybody who has less compatible dating options than average for whatever reason is more likely to run into this.

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First Past the Post will always result in a lesser of two evils choice.

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Both parties support Israel. Voting will not prevent the genocide regardless of who you vote for or if you don't vote at all. But a whole host of other issues that affect peoples' lives WILL be affected by that choice. So rather than focus on what you have zero control over as far as voting goes, focus on what you do.

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