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masagu

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Freelance software developer champignon 🍄 | CKAD | Germany

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are you a rockstar developer? 🤔

masagu ,
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@nixCraft Better. I am a software champignon.

nixCraft , to random
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Twitter has officially dropped the twitter.com domain. All links to twitter.com now redirect to x.com. This is final transformation 🤔 The end of an era https://twitter.com/BBCWorld now goes to https://x.com/BBCWorld

masagu ,
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@nixCraft who cares! We have the fediverse now :D

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On the left: Progynova (A drug that provides estrogen). On the right: Copy of Debian https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxmemes/comments/1ctg06e/on_the_left_progynova_a_drug_that_provides/ Coincidence?

masagu ,
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@nixCraft Finally, a proof that Debian always wanted to be a woman! 😅

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Germany's Sovereign Tech Fund Becomes First Governmental Sponsor of FFmpeg Project. See https://ffmpeg.org/index.html#stf24 and https://www.sovereigntechfund.de/tech/ffmpeg

masagu ,
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@nixCraft unfortunately, 25% of that money goes back to the country, in taxes

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The best coding language, without a doubt, is _______.

masagu ,
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@nixCraft "love" coding language :ablobcatheart:

masagu ,
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@nixCraft you gotta fill the prerequisites, like knowing the "patience" and the "endurance" coding language xD

nixCraft , to random
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your code sucks! 😙

masagu ,
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@nixCraft I know, it is 123456789. Super unsafe! :blobcatgiggle:

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Sam Altman suggests that instead of Universal Basic Income, there should be Universal Basic Compute, where everyone gets a share of GPT 7 computing power. But what are we supposed to do with that compute? Does it pay rent? Can I buy groceries or medicine with it? Tech Bro is just saying things to promote ITS LLM. 😂 Full interview here for those who wish to see it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nSM0xd8xHUM

Sam Altman suggests that instead of Universal Basic Income, there should be Universal Basic Compute, where everyone gets a share of GPT 7 computing power.

masagu ,
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@nixCraft Am I watching now a teaser of the next up coming season of "Silicon Valley"? Right? :blobcatfacepalm:

nixCraft , to random
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As a developer, what one thing would you never admit to anyone? 🤔

masagu ,
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@nixCraft that development is the main reason why my butt is full of cellulite

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

masagu ,
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@nixCraft even further, programmer becomes a freelancer :frogchamp:

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why does counting start at zero in programming? wrong answers only.

masagu ,
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@nixCraft according to assembler folks on stackoverflow: xor r32, r32

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What is a 10x engineer? Wrong answers only.

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@nixCraft an engineer who outsource its work to other 10 engineers

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