SatansMaggotyCumFart

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SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I had tacos tonight, they were nice.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Oh man, those spicy seafood shits tomorrow are going to be intense.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

You should start a GoFundMe.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Isn’t that good for the economy?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

If I was smarter and worked harder I could be rich too.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Give me some money first and I’ll give you half of it back.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Oh that’s the quote about threading a camel through an eye of a needle, right?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Once they give me the money it’s all mine, but I’m not going to lead with that.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What was he flattened with?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Or POUNDED.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I can’t wish badly on anyone so I’ll just say this.

That poor helicopter didn’t deserve that.

Iranian President Raisi feared dead as helicopter wreckage found ( www.yahoo.com )

(Reuters) -Hopes are fading that Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi and his foreign minister have survived a helicopter crash in mountainous terrain and icy weather, an Iranian official said on Monday after search teams located the wreckage. "President Raisi's helicopter was completely burned in the crash ... unfortunately, all...

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That poor helicopter.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Women are still allowed to vote, drive and show their faces.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Too soon.

The bodies haven’t even cooled off yet.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

The fire should be out by now so I mean what I said, Jessica.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Biden made me stub my toe on my couch yesterday.

I think he broke it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That’ll show Biden.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

My feeling still aren’t hurt but we’ve already established I have thicker skin then you.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

If there’s evidence then you should have no problem producing it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

How is that evidence my feelings are hurt?

It’s just evidence that you are more sensitive then me when it comes to people disagreeing on the internet.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

You haven’t been able to debunk a single belief of mine so far so I haven’t had anything to lash out about.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

It’s mostly because what you say aligns with your beliefs but not mine so they aren’t as effective towards me as you’d like to believe.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’m not wrong, you are. But I’m not trying to forcibly change your mind because I respect your freedom to make objectively wrong choices for yourself.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I don’t gamble.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I don’t gamble and this is a friendly conversation.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That’s your belief.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Your evidence is mostly telling me that I am wrong.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Are you referring to the dictionary definition as your evidence?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What’s the other evidence you’ve provided?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

You have to respond to the request with evidence first.

I’m just asking for evidence repeatedly that you refuse to produce repeatedly because it doesn’t exist.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I just re-read all 127 comments in this thread and haven’t found any evidence that you’ve produced.

Sealioning is when you’ve already produced it and I ask for it again or more, not when I ask for evidence that you’re not producing because you never have and it doesn’t exist.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Just because you read slowly doesn’t mean I do.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

You told me I couldn’t read 127 comment in the nearly seven minutes between comments.

I did and had time to respond to you but you don’t believe me because you must read slower.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

How am I supposed to provide the evidence you’re looking for?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

You continue to refuse to back up your claims.

You’re acting like the anti-abortion activists right now, being completely unable to hear the other side of the conversation.

I’m acting like the pro-choice people putting out well thought out arguments backed up by facts and logic and a heathy dose of freedom and personal responsibility.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

This thread has 137 comments, I’m born ready.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

My religion says gambling is a sin.

Insurance of any sort is a gambling as Ned from The Simpsons proves in his quote from the 8th episode of the 8th season of The Simpsons.

Now, you’re free to disagree but you haven’t been able to disprove either of those facts that together form an air-tight case for what I’m saying.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Why are you calling my religion irrelevant and a straw man?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

In the last 140 comments we’ve wandered through many topics, including what colour socks you are wearing.

It’s no longer a straw man.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Besides I was talking about walking on the side of a street but never crossing it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

So would you consider walking on the side of a road gambling?

This is the comment you characterized as ‘crossing the street.’

Can we trust anything else you say if you confuse simple comments like this?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

But it’s lacking evidence and facts, besides my very convincing arguments.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Do you think people are going to read 151 comments and think anything besides you are a little obsessive about this topic?

My parents didn’t raise me, they did drugs and drank until they passed out and woke up and did it all over again.

Ned from The Simpsons raised me in half hour increments that have shaped my entire life and given me a life long lust for the lord’s love and a respect for my fellow man and their opinion that apparently you do not.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/be62b5e2-829d-486b-9cd8-2f6e14c3a04e.png

Who do you think is upvoting them?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I think it’s cute you thought someone was waiting with bated breath for each of your witty responses but wasn’t downvoting idiotic me for some reason.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Someone just upvoted you!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Did they remove the comment first or just ban you so the comment isn’t on the mod log?

The latter is one of the biggest flaws on Lemmy I’ve seen so far.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

When you ban someone if you check the box to remove content it doesn’t add it to the mod log and that drives me nuts.

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