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Exclusive: Tesla doing damage-control, discounts for European fleet buyers ( www.reuters.com )

LONDON, May 20 (Reuters) - Tesla is working to appease some European leasing companies after the automaker’s repeated retail price cuts tanked their fleets’ value and its slow service and expensive repairs alienated their corporate customers....

BruceTwarzen ,

I only really talk to one person who used to ve a real tesla fanboy. He pre ordered the currently new model and he would always tell me that he can't wait for his new car, and i thought he was just lying, because the car was always just one month away from delivery. When it finally arrived, it had so many problems that he said he wouldn't accept it like it is and the guy was basically: okay, they deliver it to the next on the list and he's on hold again, so he just took it and let it be fixed along the way.
First time he brought it to one of their "garages" he didn't see the car for 3 or so month. They didn't fix any of the cosmetic problems, and most of his problems still persist, but they changed the transmission and acted like they didn't. Then he had a crack in the windshield, which wasn't a tesla problem, but to get a new one they told him it takes like 6 month. He sold the car later for what ge said was a very good price, vut i find that very hard to belive, because the car had many cosmetic issues, and was also very loud, because a lot of things in the cockpit just creeked and rattled.

BruceTwarzen ,

Why even invent the car when horse so much faster?

BruceTwarzen ,

Yeah i he's dropping the 5mil bombshell as if that was mindblowing. 5 million people drink almost as much coffee as 150 million? Craaaazy

BruceTwarzen ,

First off all, don't blame the guns okay? The make new children every day

Mosquitoes are swarming around Houston. The future could bring even more. ( wapo.st )

But “as it gets warmer earlier, we see a larger amount of mosquitoes earlier,” said Max Vigilant, director of mosquito and vector control in Harris County, where Houston is located. “We are getting hotter temperatures earlier.”...

BruceTwarzen ,

Now malaria and bird flu is having a battle royale

BruceTwarzen ,

We gotta make everything reddit. What does the narwhal bacon here? I vote opossum and curry. Is that le random enough?

BruceTwarzen ,

And you get some extra estrogen, get to exploit cows and the knowledge that it was never far away from cow shit.

BruceTwarzen ,

Americans are at war with their history books

BruceTwarzen ,

But look at these shiny guns, now THAT'S freedom

BruceTwarzen ,

Soooo we should make it really convenient for them?

BruceTwarzen ,

Like idk, when overwatch came out, it was an absolute blast. I wasn't looking forward to it at all, i didn't care for it a bit until i played it. It just got run into the ground slowly. Also they made team fortress 2 way WAY before, and yeah that's what they excites them.

BruceTwarzen ,

Was it really that good? I heard it was overwatch from wish when it launched but then got better. I never tried it, because i didn't wanna learn something new.

BruceTwarzen ,

The great brand that was twitter hahahaha

BruceTwarzen ,

Evern worse when you bought a tesla wo you can "beat" a porshe with a trailer. Bro your car is falling appart. BuT i CaN bEaT a PoRsChE

Magician David Copperfield Accused of Grooming, Groping, and Drugging Women ( www.rollingstone.com )

Magician David Copperfield is facing allegations of drugging women before sexual encounters, groping women during live performances, and behaving inappropriately with women who were significantly younger than him — including under 18 — in a new investigative piece in The Guardian....

BruceTwarzen ,

He was a famous magician. I think everyone above 35 or so knows him for making the statue of liberty disappear or airplanes and things like that. Probably more famous for dating Claudia schiffer at the end of the day. I think to everyone under 30 he's super not relevant.

BruceTwarzen ,

I find it odd when i go to a random barber who is 19-25 or so asks me what i like. I tell them video games, but it never results into anything, because to them videogames are usually fifa or call of duty. They have never even heard of the games i play. Compared to when i was like 10, everyone seemed to play the same games.

18+ Obesity is morally wrong and should be illegal in my opinion

The reason why I think obesity is morally wrong and should be illegal is because obesity is putting up a big burden on our health care system. There are alot of nurses who get injured on the job because they had to move a 300lb morbidly obese person to the other room. Which is morally wrong because they're injurying nurses...

BruceTwarzen ,

Uh oh you angered the fatties. My dad is fat as fuck and it's the saddest life decision i have ever seen. He's happy to go to an old folks home, because the cute gils take care of him. Yeah have fun laying in your own shit for a few hours because the cute girls are understaffed and have to wait until they are enough to move your sad ass. It's disgusting to eat that much food for no reason but: i just like to eat a lot.
It's sad because the only game he can play with his grandkids is: come a little closer, i'm not gonna stand up for you.
It's pathetic to ve out of breath when you get into a car.

BruceTwarzen ,

Land of the free, just be a wite right wing nutcase.

BruceTwarzen ,

I'll let my gas powered leaf blower running all day now to make your woke blower useless. Get owned, sucker

BruceTwarzen ,

Jackhammers are so loud, haven't they heard of a hammer yet? I am very smart btw.

BruceTwarzen ,

I'm super into mountain biking, and never bought a new bike in my life. The last one i bought was the most expensive bike i ever owned by a long shot, it was practically new and it was like a third of what it would've been new. Dude who sold it said he likes it, but it was bad for climbing, because it was too heavy. He showed me his brand new bike. On the way home i thought: so the carbon bike with aluminium swing arm is too heavy? So i looked up his new bike, which was like £8000-£9000 pounds and was roughly 600 grams lighter than the bike i bought off him. Bike prices might be insane, but i often feel like it's the people's own fault. Cyclists buy absolutely everything no matter the cost it seems.
My friend told me that his boss saw my ebike when i bought some bread and had to get one himself. He's an out of shape baker, and he bought himself a 10k e-ountain bike. That's more than i paid for my ebike, my downhill bike and the enduro i ride almost daily.

BruceTwarzen ,

Ah yes, the good old take from people who never read a comic book

BruceTwarzen ,

It's stupid because you don't understand it? Aeems like you are the dumb one then.

BruceTwarzen ,

That's the most reddit thing i've read in a while

BruceTwarzen ,

I don't think i'm a quick thinker guy, but my reflexes are shockingly good. Like i i sometimes knock something over while cooking and i just see it in the corner of my eyes and somehow catch it midair. But in this fraction of a second my inner monologue still goes: i just knocked something over, but what, oh right, i put the soda stream bottle on the counter because i just emptied the dishwasher. Oh no it's also probably the glass one, because i have three glass bottles and only one that is plastic, so this could bet really messy when it breaks, they are also kinda expensive.
And then i somehow hold it in my hand before i fully caught up. Kinda like when you snooze for 10 minutes but have like 2 hours worth of dreams.

BruceTwarzen ,

In middle school i had this game where i would look at the teacher when he was talking and see how long i could sit there without listening. I thought that's the kind of thing everyone did. I went to a new school and i was way ahead in math foe example, so i would spend most of the time just not paying attention at all. I'm not joking when i blinked once and suddenly i didn't recognise anything on the whiteboard. I was like: holy shit, what happened, how long was i gone?

BruceTwarzen ,

I think no one likes to learn things they have no interest in, and it's generally harder. For me it sometimes feels like when in a movie a grenade goes off and all you hear is that loud peeeeep. I know i should listen, i know it's very important but my brain just shuts off, and there is very little i can do. I can force myself to listen but the peeeep only gets quieter, but it's never gone.

BruceTwarzen ,

I used to listen to his podcast. It was never the podcast i was really looking forward to, but it was a good filler. I havend listened to it in like a year or two, and i don't miss it at all. It was kinda just noise after a while.

BruceTwarzen ,

Chat gpt, make a soundtrack that sounds like mick gordon

BruceTwarzen ,

I mean their last connecters burned out, so it's definitely an upgrade

BruceTwarzen ,

The crazy thing is that i i were filthy rich, the only thing that would change is that i wouldn't go to work anymore, and i'd probably invest in some sort of farm/weekly market where you can buy actually fresh and cheap veggies and things like that and i wouldn't have to care if it makes money. So i totally get that aspect of it. But pretending to be a complete hippie and selling that lifestyle while you're clearly not, just seems weird

BruceTwarzen ,

Depends on who you ask, christians and jews and i think islam saw black people as punishment from god. Whoch is super cool, obviously

BruceTwarzen ,

There is so much to do with that amount of money. Like building 100m of that neom city.

BruceTwarzen ,

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

BruceTwarzen ,

May i pay 60 dollars for a 10 year old game mayhaps?

BruceTwarzen ,

I watched return of the body snatchers when i was around 8. The movie itself doesn't scare me anymore at all, but the feeling i had when i had when i had to run home at night still haunts me.

Americans are choking on surging fast-food prices. "I can't justify the expense," one customer says ( www.cbsnews.com )

Kevin Roberts remembers when he could get a bacon cheeseburger, fries and a drink from Five Guys for $10. But that was years ago. When the Virginia high school teacher recently visited the fast-food chain, the food alone without a beverage cost double that amount....

BruceTwarzen ,

And eat WHAT? something healthy that grows in the dirt with toilet water?

BruceTwarzen ,

If you're that broke you'd cook your own food. I think the term you're looking for is lazy

BruceTwarzen ,

Can't negotiate with terrorist when you are the terrorists

BruceTwarzen ,

We support gay people when it's profitable

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