wesley ,

This reads like a post written by AI as well lol

CPMSP ,

Ha! "Consultant / Technology Manager" -- pretty sure he's just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

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ultra ,

they did the meth right

NorthWestWind ,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

It also means AI = 0

Achyu ,

I've heard about an extended version of the equation:
E^2^ = m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^
Or E = (m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^)^1/2^

If so, AI = (m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^)^1/2^ - mc^2^

I may have the capabilities to be a technology management consultant

emerald ,
@emerald@beehaw.org avatar

AI+8k+5G

Achyu ,

We need a = sign sonewhere, right?

MystikIncarnate ,

Nope, none of this is math.

Achyu ,

For aesthetics n 'legitimacy'?

Hupf ,

Both terms are linked by a blockchain.

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

So math is like painting, you can just arbitrarily add a splash of color somewhere to change the mood..

gimsy ,

Well math might be, physics for sure isn't

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

I feel like you are forgetting QCD, where they actually added a splash of colour to change the mood of the reader.

berkeleyblue ,
@berkeleyblue@lemmy.world avatar

He should have let an AI proofread this…

AdrianTheFrog ,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

It really reads like it was written by AI. I’ve never been to linkedin, maybe everyone talks like that there but it really sounds like it was written by ChatGPT

toastal ,

LinkedIn is just another Microsoft-owned account you should just delete for your sanity

Sam_Bass ,

Wouldnt that be the same as using a multicore modeller computer, since AI is just semi randomizing code?

humbletightband ,

It wouldn't be the same if he multiplied by ψ+ signifying that we are moving towards quantum future

qjkxbmwvz ,

I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:

H|ψ> = E|ψ> + AI

Here, I have chosen the time-independent Schrödinger equation, to symbolize the fact that AI is the most important innovation of all time.

...

This is all bullshit of course. Everyone knows that the AI term should be included in the Hamiltonian anyway 🙄

humbletightband ,

This doesn't look right since you've written the equation for very slow movement (sub-relativistic) and including the AI term should increase all the velocities in your ensemble exponentially.

doctordevice ,

As I said in another thread where this was posted, that original post has the distinctive voice of ChatGPT. Could be another similar model, but I'd bet money that was written by an LLM.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

yeah it reads exactly like something chatgpt would write

brbposting ,

How did it lose so much quality since it was posted just a week or two ago?

doctordevice ,

The ways of compression artifacts are mysterious.

brbposting ,

😆

lol_idk ,

http://jpegify.me

Yes it's not https

brbposting ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/489aec76-805a-4d58-94fa-a7da88d2d408.jpeg

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I want to know who this idiot is.

Jimmyeatsausage ,

I mean, the equation isn't wrong given that AI basically becomes a rounding error and can be safely ignored.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

his name is Chatgpt

Asafum ,

I choose to believe he's just looking for VC money and is not actually that stupid lol

DaddleDew ,

When the marketing guy tries to do a job meant for the engineering department.

maculata ,

I’d like to present the equation solution to all sandwich related crisiseseses:
BLT+AI.

Mycatiskai ,

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato + Avocado, Ice cream?

chatokun ,

Worse, iceberg lettuce. If the first one is also iceberg, pass.

TheCheddarCheese , (edited )
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

That actually kind of sounds like some bullshit an ai would generate

I can't be the only one seeing that right? ChatGPT has a pretty similar wording style.

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