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grue , 12 days ago

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CobblerScholar , 12 days ago

See now if he went and tried to talked to her and she turned him down that would be a swing and Amish?

lessthanluigi , 12 days ago

Badum-tiss

Fermion , 12 days ago

They may not be Mennonite but he'll bed her tonight.

Track_Shovel , 12 days ago

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
I churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Livin' in an Amish paradise

Nounka , 12 days ago

Ah. One off the classics

Skanky , 12 days ago

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long (that)
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline,
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin.
But if you finish all of your chores, and i finish mine,
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699.

We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
I churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Livin' in an Amish paradise

VaultBoyNewVegas , 12 days ago

I just knew I'd see Amish Paradise come up when it was the first thing I thought of when I read the post.