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The officially officious toot station of TKN Heavy Industries

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Twitter has officially dropped the twitter.com domain. All links to twitter.com now redirect to x.com. This is final transformation 🤔 The end of an era https://twitter.com/BBCWorld now goes to https://x.com/BBCWorld

tylerknowsnothing ,
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@nixCraft Twitter’s dead! Long live The Xitter!

nixCraft , to random
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Explain what you do in 4 words or less. I’ll go first:

Automate software delivery 🚚

tylerknowsnothing ,
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@nixCraft Sit at my computers.

nixCraft , to random
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You can rename OS. What would you name it? 🤔

tylerknowsnothing , (edited )
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@nixCraft Scroogle OS. “You got scroogled!”

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the talk. credit ig https://www.instagram.com/peter.conrad.comics/

The comic is titled "MY PARENTS GIVING ME THE TALK". The first panel shows two parents looking awkward. They tell their kid: "WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH..." The second panel shows a smug child and parents with laptops. The title reads: ME GIVING MY PARENTS 'THE TALK’. He tells his parents: "WHEN SOMEONE CALLS AND SAYS THEY'RE FROM MICROSOFT TECH SUPPORT...” Comic by Peter Conrad Comics
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    @nixCraft 🤣 🤣 🤣

    nixCraft , to random
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    Sam Altman tells a room full of VCs with a straight face that he will take billions of their money, build AGI, and then ask it how to generate a return! — OpenAI business plan.

    Sam Altman tells a room full of VCs with a straight face that he will take billions of their money, build AGI, and then ask it how to generate a return!

    tylerknowsnothing ,
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    @nixCraft

    nixCraft , to random
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    Do you think younger kids get amused when they see older technology like dial-up internet or PSTN public phone?

    tylerknowsnothing ,
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    @nixCraft I have my doubts. Who knows. Kids are ... different now. 🤔

    nixCraft , to random
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    HTML is 31 years old.

    JavaScript is 28 years old.

    CSS is 27 years old.

    tylerknowsnothing ,
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    @nixCraft I remained an idiot at all of those ages. At 55 I'd argue I am still one 🤣

    nixCraft , to random
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    vpn services.

    tylerknowsnothing ,
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    @nixCraft Injet printer ink.

    nixCraft , to random
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    Do you agree?

    tylerknowsnothing ,
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    @nixCraft Sorry. I do not agree. While I am sick of Windows, it's not that difficult to use. I'm a Mac guy, and the price-to-value proposition of entry-level Macs is much more affordable & capable now. I'm also a Linux guy, and there are loads of distros now that just work out of the box, like Mint, Pop, and Fedora. Every OS has its quirks and foibles, but they are a lot closer in reliability than they used to be. Now, security is a different matter, and Windows, by far, sucks the worst.

    nixCraft , to random
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    Why did the Tesla Robotaxi driver get fired?

    He was fired because he kept going on auto-pilot.

    tylerknowsnothing ,
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    @nixCraft 🤣

    nixCraft , to random
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    and users will try to convince you that vim is a cool text editor. next thing you know you’re here, at rock bottom. Is this why you guys are all so addicted to vim? 😂

    tylerknowsnothing ,
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    @nixCraft Well, that's fine, but I'm looking for Vigor Drugs. You'd think they'd have paired up by now.

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