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quantensalat

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Teacher (Maths, Physics, Energy and Experimental Lab courses), Lecturer, Author, lapsed high energy theorist
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... Ham Radio & electronics, Physics, Music, Math, Energy, ecomodernist tendencies
J.S. Bach & Metal stan account, vegetarian Pfälzer,
Call DK3HD, find me on 20&40m and our local repeaters ...
somewhere near Heidelberg, Germany
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quantensalat ,
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@nixCraft New Chatty is boring me with explanations why the question is bad.

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Ben Shapiro is the worst.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts It is literally impossible to tell if this is satire

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Can we please have a feud with musicians from different genres? I want to see Kendrick Lamar verbally dismantle a country singer on a molecular level, and then have them come back with a diss track that's like "Kendrick don't wear jeans, never rode a tractor, that man isn't drinking beer from the can".

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts Philip Glass: All right, so I wrote this string quartet in order to really pwn James Hetfield

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Whenever you feel guilty about eating a lot of food just remember that the blue whale can eat 40 million krill in a day but everyone still loves them.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts Then why does everyone still listen to Bob Marley and the Whalers? Hypocrites!

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The Kendrick Lamar and Drake feud explained: People who don't listen to rap are amazed to learn that Kendrick Lamar, one of the most critically acclaimed lyricists in music history, is able to write better diss tracks than Drake, the human embodiment of a JCPenney commercial.

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@lowqualityfacts I've been Team Kendrick for years, and I have no clue about Hip Hop

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We made a comic about the moon.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts I don't want to be that guy, but the moon is up during the day half the time

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Uncharacteristically high quality post:
Happy 10 years to this gorgeous girl. Thank you for spending the best decade of my life with me.

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quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts Pics or it didn't... oh wait

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts Low quality facts, high quality relationship

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Well, the secret's out. As many of you suspected, I am indeed Banksy. Need proof? Here, I'll give you the inside scoop of how I came up with my name. It's a combination of bank (my favorite place to withdraw money from) and syrup (because I like to pour maple syrup on pancakes lol).

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts I'm disappointed. I didn't figure you such a faux avantgarde hack

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According to a still in effect 1784 law, it is illegal to eat pretzels in Pennsylvania unless you have a parrot on your shoulder. You are also legally required to share if the bird demands it.

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@lowqualityfacts Well Duh

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