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your code sucks! 😙

lemgandi ,
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@nixCraft And it is built on LIBRARIES THAT SUCK

nixCraft , to random
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Explain what you do in 4 words or less. I’ll go first:

Automate software delivery 🚚

lemgandi ,
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@nixCraft Look at log files

nixCraft , to random
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What's the most outdated piece of tech you own and still use regularly? 🤔

lemgandi ,
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@nixCraft 2007 Mazda 3. 5 speed manual transmission, manual crank windows. Surveillance tech: 0

nixCraft , (edited ) to random
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Poll: What value is typically used to represent the concept of "true" (Boolean) in most programming languages?

lemgandi ,
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@nixCraft Well, in a truly righteous world, 0 would be True//Success//OK and any other value would be False. There are many errors, but only one truth. Alas, we live in a Fallen world.

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When you tell your wife you installed on the toaster, and it now requires typing seven commands to toast the bread

lemgandi ,
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@nixCraft But you wrote a script with all 7 commands and fifteen argument options to simplify things.

nixCraft , to random
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this is how bots army and click fraud take place. your uniq mobile id means nothing. Here is How they build the 3rd gen, 20 mobiles into a server chassis? 3rd generation click farm fraud involves mobile device servers, centralised and operated by one.

video/mp4

lemgandi ,
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@nixCraft The street finds its own uses for things. ( William Gibson, Burning_Chrome , 1982 )

nixCraft , to random
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sounds correct to me. 😂

@lucaspuskaric Software engineering is not: — googling — coding — programming — an infinite money glitch Software engineering is: — fixing your relative’s printers — waking up to deploy a hotfix at 4am — debating pointlessly in code reviews — giving the same standup update 10 days straight — blaming the person who wrote the code, then realizing it was you — testing in prod, bringing down the system and saying “it worked on my machine” while keeping a straight face (don’t do this pls) https://www.threads.net/@lucaspuskaric/post/C4g0B7jsSqZ
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    @nixCraft Struggling desperately to understand and fix your client code when the server you don't control makes an arbitrary undocumented change to the API with no warning.

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