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Unixbigot

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I created https://Accelerando.com.au IoT Lab, and I host the Brisbane Internet of Things Interest Group. Hacker. Parent. Scientist. Rantist. Atheist. Roboticist. Treehugger. (he/him¹). was @unixbigot

I design and build custom IoT solutions...fast!

Every day I write a #PowerOnStoryToot over morning coffee, as a self-test of my brain. If you like them, buy me another coffee? https://ko-fi.com/unixbigot

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Unixbigot , to random
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“Kevin! Kevin! Can you hear me? Fuck how do you even do CPR on a synthetic? Somebody call 911. Or tech support”

“Ngnnnggnhhh…”

“Hold it, I think he’s coming round!”

“Urgh. What happened?”

“It kinda looked like you fainted, we were really worried for you mate”

“Oh good, finally!”

“Wait, what?!”

“I’ve been running in debug mode for a week, trying to log one of these brownouts. Debug mode feels like you’re wading through treacle. I can finally send the logfiles off to my GR and get a diagnosis. “

“Uh, that’s good I guess!”

“Totally. BRB rebooting in performance mode.”

nixCraft , to random
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😂

Unixbigot ,
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@nixCraft @kaybee335 I have a global git commit hook that blocks any change containing the word NOCOMMIT, and you should too.

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