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Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip

It's unclear what caused the retraction or how many threads have become displaced.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/elon-musks-neuralink-reports-trouble-with-first-human-brain-chip/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

ScottE ,
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Was the malfunctioning chip the dead brain worm?

richarddegenne ,
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@arstechnica Who would've thunk!

Eka_FOOF_A ,
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The brain is not fixed in the skull, but the device is fixed to the skull. May need some redesign.

cawer ,
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@arstechnica I don't want to say I said it. But: I said it. Anyone who lets Elon access their brain should seek completely different medical help.

allenmichie ,
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@arstechnica Who could have possibly predicted this?

AndyGER ,
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@arstechnica Collateral damage for Elon Musk ...

yunchtime ,
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if you want part of your brain chewed up, a worm has got to be the less expensive option. so RFK Jr has got Elon beat on that one.

JSharp1436 ,
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Reminds me of someone else who, years ago, liked to experiment on living subjects

mrcompletely ,
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@arstechnica whomst among us could have foreseent it

WHOMST I ASKS YA

Brahn ,
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@arstechnica this apartheid born silver spoon shitheel shouldn't be fucking with any living being's brains. Elon has demonstrated the worst traits in humanity and is absolutely an evil villain in the history of humanity.

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ronanmcd ,
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@arstechnica man runs ahead with wild business plan and ramshackle products in the absence of government safety or quality standards

dopeyeyes ,
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@arstechnica I think the ‘trouble’ might be you’re not supposed to put stuff in peoples’ brains.

prior_industry ,
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@arstechnica A few threads have definitely become loose in ol Musk's brain.

ChemicalEyeGuy ,
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@arstechnica There’s more than one kind of in the today! 🧠🪱

Blinxeto ,
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There’s a fucking surprise!

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