Routhinator ,
@Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

What I see here is an intentional play on words and guess what? There literally is one Clam Meditation playlist.

I know the internet has dumbed down our humour senses with videos, but how does anyone look at this and not see it as an obvious and intentional dad joke?

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/0e6b5143-250c-4dae-991f-5c24446c858c.png

azvasKvklenko ,

What if it’s not typo, but actual playlist for meditating clam?

herrwoland ,
@herrwoland@lemmy.world avatar

"immortalized" is a strong word for an ad that stays up for maximum a month long

Gakomi ,

I would not care and I tell you why, I did not understood why the same thing was written twice I had to read the title again in order to pay mor attention and realize what the problem was !!!

Willy ,

isn't that a picture of a scallop?

Moose ,
@Moose@moose.best avatar

I thought the typo was going to be 'calm mediation' at first and just thought it would be lawyer ASMR.

PonyOfWar ,

Those 2019 people were just another year away from finding out what an actually crazy year looks like.

Sam_Bass ,

Long as its not linked to an individual, no big thing

afox ,

In the immortal words of NOFX clams have feelings too.

postmateDumbass ,

They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.

OP is saltier than the clams.

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Dude, have you ever talked to a clam?

postmateDumbass ,

Yes, i am a cunning linguist.

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The mollusc type of clam, not the lady front bottom type of clam!

postmateDumbass ,

I am not into beastiality, sir.

huginn ,

8 million is dramatically underselling how many people live in the metro area - that's only the city limits.

ResidentCoffeeCat ,

People are like piranahs on Lemmy when it comes to anything ad-adjacent lol. It's good to be vigilant, but damn, not EVERYTHING is something, lol. Honestly, getting all riled up over an ad someone saw in a subway and was amused by is pretty shellfish of them...

rem26_art ,
@rem26_art@fedia.io avatar

There's nothing in Spotify's ToS that says you can't be a clam and use their service

Kachilde ,

Are you implying that Spotify used user data to generate these advertisements, rather than just paying the marketing firm that definitely came up with this idea?

Also, way to add an extra layer to the promotion.

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Do you think Spotify is paying me or something? For fuck's sake. I thought it was funny. If you don't like it, move on.

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine posting free advertisements for $$$$$p000pify on lemmy

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oh yeah, that's totally what I'm doing by literally pointing out that they're watching their users in my headline.

I know "they're spying on you" always entices me to subscribe to a service.

Clusterfck ,

Careful, my comment was removed for jokingly saying OP was a shill for not outright saying Spotify wasn’t paying him.

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry, it didn't look like a joke to me, it looked like a personal attack.

I have restored it.

Next time, please contact me in a PM if you have an issue with something like this rather than air it in public.

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