AI_toothbrush ,

Me in 7th grade listing every possible drug in the fucking world to the school nurse and police officer that came to our school to tell us why drugs are bad. My friend learnt the formula of speed if i remember correctly and recited it with a straight ass poker face 💀

cows_are_underrated ,

That was propably the most funny shit I can even imagine. Great job for this. I bet the officer don't see such stuff that often.

don ,

Ass poker, that’s a new one

orwellianlocksmith ,

Don't get it

SkyezOpen ,

Only one student submitted the assignment and absolutely butchered the spelling so they clearly didn't give a fuck. Nobody else gave a fuck because they didn't submit anything. The teacher stopped giving a fuck and left.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Nah teacher was hung over and went to go puke.

Butterpaderp ,

I wish teachers made enough money to buy themselves alcohol

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

If they didn’t they would go into DTs pretty quick.

Klear ,

What does rushing Dark Templar got to do with that?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I haven't thought of Starcraft for a long time.

I should install and lose another ten years of my life.

Kusimulkku ,

Teachers should be smart enough to know that with just some sugar and water you'll have alcohol (yeast is everywhere)

MeDuViNoX ,

Psh, maybe the chemistry teacher.

Kusimulkku ,

*me when my sugar wine starts to bubble*

YEAH, SCIENCE, BITCH!

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