With so many conspiracy theories, why isn't there one where Jeffrey Epstein lives?

I understand why there are the ones where he didn't kill himself, but the cameras were destroyed, how come no one thought to think he just walked out? This has been bugging me since it happened.

I do think he's dead, but this would be a great conspiracy theory. Why hasn't anyone gone with it?

1984 ,
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First thing I thought was that he is alive. There is no evidence of his death even.

But yeah, I admit I don't trust what I read in the news.

Diabolo96 ,

Because the guy dying isn't important, it's the name of his 'clients' that matters.

pelletbucket ,
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when they buried the founder of mormonism, Joseph Smith, they filled his coffin with sandbags. he was actually dead though

ArcaneSlime ,

There was at the time. People were saying the ears didn't match the death photo vs some other alive photo.

notfromhere ,

Epstein didn’t kill himself and he’s still alive and the body is from a lookalike they killed to fake his death. Is that good enough conspiracy theory?

pelespirit OP ,
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Yes, why isn't that one of the "good ones"?

notfromhere ,

Is there a wiki list of the “good ones?”

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Epstein is D.B. Cooper confirmed.

neidu2 ,

Seems like there is:
https://www.amazon.com/Jeffrey-Epstein-Alive-Evidence-Conspiracy/dp/B0B7QH8G1S

pelespirit OP ,
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I was wondering, but it should be more mainstream, yeah? Wasn't Hitler thought to be living in South America or something in the old school conspiracy theories?

vrek ,

The theory about Hitler was he was alive in Brazil.

Apytele ,

As I understand it a good few nazis actually did flee to south America, so it's not like they just scrambled that one together from random bullshit.

federalreverse ,

The most prominent of those being Adolf Eichmann.

xmunk ,

That wasn't Hitler - you're thinking of Mr. Hilter- no relation.

kurcatovium ,
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I'm a simple man, I see Monty Python reference I upvote.

Same goes for boobs.

vrek ,

Wouldn't it be Sehor Hitler... No relation?

RobotToaster ,
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I thought he escaped to the Moon?

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Yeah, I think there was a documentary on that, something called "Iron Sky", I think

pelletbucket ,
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that was fueled mostly by the fact that the government investigated the idea. people take it to mean that means they saw enough evidence to believe it, but it was probably an ass-covering for a rumor

MrsDoyle ,
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Written by LG Lazarus, lol.

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