The Only Way to Save Public Education Is to Turn Every Single School in America into High-End Condos ( www.mcsweeneys.net )

blusterydayve26 , 1 month ago

Condos? You aren’t thinking big enough. We’ll need casinos to get this baby rollin.

aeronmelon , 1 month ago

What’s the name for the terminal, sinking feeling you get from thinking something fake is true for a fleeting moment?

morphballganon , 1 month ago

Eating the onion

aeronmelon , 1 month ago

Yeah, I guess thats still the best way to say it.

I was kind of hoping for a 26-syllable german word that described that exact feeling.

RGB3x3 , 1 month ago

erschrockener Zwiebel-Nachrichtenfresser

Went into Google translate for “startled onion news eater.”

aeronmelon , 1 month ago

Danke.

deegeese , 1 month ago

Oh fuck that’s why the dorms are so nice.