janus2

janus2 , 2 days ago

or i'll just get kicked out of the bar for making the other women uncomfortable :[

janus2 , 2 days ago

it actually sounds rather pleasant just not worth the additional effort and dishes

janus2 , 2 days ago

there's the thing in the tank actually called a float, even 🤪

janus2 , 4 days ago

do literally anything that suggests he's thinking about people's wellbeing rather than some lobbyist's agenda for 5 seconds

janus2 , 9 days ago

you may be on the asexuality spectrum and that is legitimate, normal, and ok.

i hope you find what you're looking for, friend. you deserve happiness.

janus2 , 9 days ago

do you enjoy firing off hypothetical answers into the curious void of psuedoanonymous obscure social media platforms? (if so we probably have something in common, call me ayyyye)

janus2 , 10 days ago

pooping at work instead of exploring the multiverse in a scifi timespace ship

janus2 , 10 days ago

what about going in the hot tub with the injured foot stuck out?

janus2 , 10 days ago

mood. when youre poly af but also forever alone af

janus2 , 10 days ago

we could launch every nuke at once and cockroaches and tardigrades would just have a blast without us

janus2 , 12 days ago

may be worth talking to your doctor about testing for sleep apnea or other sleep disorders

i've had bad sleep all my life and recently got tested. turns out i have nothing diagnosable but at least now i know it's a skill issue i guess lol

raising the head of my bed helped somewhat as i have mild acid reflux. it's as simple as shoving some pillows and/or old clothes under the top third of your mattress so worth a try, nothing to lose.

best of luck fellow sleepyhead

janus2 , 13 days ago

hello fellow delco denizen

janus2 , 15 days ago

reminder to clean AC air filters
(i need to clean mine...)

janus2 , 15 days ago

the way they move sets off something in my brain stem that starts screaming DANGER

janus2 , 15 days ago

I am scared of and hate most birds but ones with long necks REALLY freak me out. Geese, swans, flamingoes, fuck those creepy stretch-neck horror movie monsters.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, love a kiwi bird. Lil dudes just be fuzzy, run around, and eat bugs. Rock on kiwi birds

janus2 , 15 days ago

that was gonna be my answer. if they ever come out with a bagged unwrapped mini bites version it's fuckin over for me

janus2 , 20 days ago

apparently we fart out a few photons here and there, though
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2707605/

janus2 , 20 days ago

i see 20 year old gals bare legged in winter and wish i was that courageous with my sluttiness

janus2 , 20 days ago

I was gonna say the plow. Agriculture means your tribe get to spend less time hunting and gathering, but the plow means your tribe get a chance to become an empire

In this case I'm taking the word "greatest" more as "biggest/most impactful" and not necessarily "most good" but also I'm no anarcho-primitivist, idk...

janus2 , 20 days ago

fire makes sense given many evolutionary biologists think cooked food influenced the ability of early hominids to evolve complex reasoning and symbolic logic, simply because proteins partially digested by fire make more nutrients available for brain growth

this theory is beginning to be contested, however: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4842772/

janus2 , 21 days ago

It's definitely a meme for a reason lol

janus2 , 20 days ago

yes, though mostly parodied in videos and not that prevalent. couldn't find it on KnowYourMeme

I remember it mostly being in various late 00's–early 10's youtube poops, and probably at least one in GMod Idiot Box

janus2 , 23 days ago

It's not the high speed corridor we need, want, or deserve, but fuck at least it's A high speed corridor. One that will presumably make a shit ton of money in both fares and casino revenues. So maybe it'll convince Americans that it's a good investment and maybe we oughtta, idk, BUILD MORE OF THEM

janus2 , 23 days ago

• Auntie Anne's
• Bath and Body Works*

*only if you enjoy perfume, which I wish I did

janus2 , 25 days ago

we gotta get the satanic temple on this at some point

janus2 , 25 days ago

When I briefly dated a rich woman. She would drop hundreds of dollars on a whim and knew somebody at every club and restaurant to get us to the front of the line, the best seats, etc. It was like watching someone live in a dream world where they could get almost anything they wanted instantly. Sometimes I miss that feeling before remembering the full not so great reality of it, though

janus2 , 24 days ago

Nothing particularly interesting. She was just a very possessive person and I'm pretty independent. So I tried really hard to make it work because honestly I wanted a sugar mama to support me through college. But we just weren't compatible :(

janus2 , 25 days ago

as someone who sucks at driving and avoids it when at all possible this would be a dream come true

janus2 , 1 month ago

am lesbian who enjoys beating on dudes (impact play w/ anyone tbh)

shoutout to kinky guys who bottom for domme lezzies but still respect their sexuality :]

janus2 , 1 month ago

PSA don’t use that ice directly in beverages. I have no published evidence to back this up but I’ve never heard of any kind of rules regarding their cleaning schedule…

janus2 , 1 month ago

the latest saga in Nothing Normal Ever Happens to Florida Men

janus2 , 1 month ago

Brooklyn has artist Elizabeth Sweetheart, the Green Lady. I met her in the subway once and told her I’d seen her interview on Youtube, and it brought me joy to know of someone just loving a color so much and expressing it so fantastically. She gave me a hug :) Genuinely lovely human!

janus2 , 1 month ago

English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.
—James D. Nicoll

goodreads.com/…/694108-the-problem-with-defending…

janus2 , 1 month ago

“Not a robot… not a girl.”

Janet is one of my all time fave characters

janus2 , 1 month ago

It reminds me of late 2000’s humor, but slightly more refined. 10/10

janus2 , 1 month ago

tinkerbetter.tube/…/c2f813c1-980a-4e1f-b586-412a1…

janus2 , 1 month ago

me, being broke/cheap/lazy: repeats recipe search adding keyword “eggless”

janus2 , 1 month ago

Yes, have used psyllium, flax seeds, and chia seeds to varying degrees of success. Xanthan gum never hurts either

janus2 , 1 month ago

In baking, in many cases, yes

For an omelette, no

for baking, I mix 1 tsp psyllium with 3 Tbsp room temperature water and let it sit for about 5 minutes (or until an egg-like viscosity)

psylli-egg has a more neutral texture and flavor than a flax or chia egg. unlike flax it won’t go rancid (I’m still using a large bucket of it that’s years old and hasn’t changed flavor or effectiveness). its only real downside is it takes slightly longer to hydrate

I personally wouldn’t try to replicate a shakshuka or anything with it but if you try let me know how it goes haha

janus2 , 1 month ago

that sounds like the aftermath comes out real good too, lol

janus2 , 1 month ago

for the chia, worth tossing them in a coffee/spice grinder if you don’t want whole chia seed texture in the baked good (though they’re a decent poppyseed substitute imho)

works wonders for flax as well, but yeah flax is really the C tier of egg replacers lol

i also just had the thought that basil seeds might work similarly to chia seeds. they also gel

janus2 , 1 month ago

they’re currently the wild west and it depends on their intended function and ingredients, in my experience (lactose intolerant ☹️)

my first thought though was “this is a fairly handy guide for food nerds who are into crafting non dairy cheese”

janus2 , 1 month ago

NileBlue – Making American cheese to debunk a conspiracy

[holds hand out to pat the Piped link bot on its good boi head]

janus2 , 1 month ago

I get symptoms from small amounts of butter and even really aged hard cheese if I don’t take lactase, so at this point I have no idea what’s up with my system. I suspect a fair amount of it is psychosomatic 😭

I used to spend a borderline irresponsible amount of money on fancy cheese though so at least that’s one less vice :P

janus2 , 1 month ago

me trying to be a normal lesbian:

janus2 , 1 month ago

haah haah haah

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NINE NINE NINE, NINE NINE NINE…

janus2 , 1 month ago

i just rewatched it for the flghthilionth time and as always,

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i know it’s literally derivative but i think the amogus ripoff is my fave