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Kalkaline

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Nothing to see here, move along.

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Kalkaline ,
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Nah, you'll want some electromagnets and Faraday cages to disable them. Salt water is too easy to protect against.

Kalkaline ,
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This assumes your reactions are better than a machine. You need something that disables the machine passively.

Kalkaline ,
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That looks like it would take some limbs off.

Kalkaline ,
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That looks like something my wife would wear that I would totally ruin in the dryer.

Kalkaline ,
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Maybe I should turn automatic updates off.

Kalkaline ,
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A week and a half gross pay just to get the training and radio needed to do the job, they probably can’t figure out why nobody applied.

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What are you, some kinda commie?

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Kalkaline ,
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One day someone is going to open their dryer and all their laundry is going to land perfectly folded based on that same theory. Maybe it is possible, but incredibly unlikely and even if it did happen you’d probably miss that particular revolution of the dryer.

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I like that they’re opening it up, but I don’t see any “must have” extensions beyond what I already have.

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