Anon wipes his ass

python , 2 months ago

Anon needs to eat more fiber

dohpaz42 , 2 months ago

Honestly, being constipated has always been good for not having a messy ass. It’s being regular or having diarrhea that is messy.

FireRetardant , 2 months ago

Eh I find truly regular isnt that messy. Its the liquid or liquids mixed with gas that get messy. True regular just slides out, sometimes so easily there isn't even anything visible on a sheet after the first wipe.

Kraiden , 2 months ago

and probably a shave

schnokobaer , 2 months ago

Funny how there's always a completely moot discussion about wiping techniques or bidets when the real issue with people having to wipe 20 times is almost always diet.

If you think that's bullshit go ahead and buy a small (for testing) pack of psyllium husk, consume two table spoons a day (in water or on top of a meal) and witness yourself becoming One-Sheet-Shane on the throne in 3 days.

shades , 2 months ago

witness yourself becoming One-Sheet-Shane on the throne in 3 days.

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¡Not everybody's got a Golden Asshole, Kyle!

python , 2 months ago

Psyllium Husk tastes like dirt, try Inulin instead. It's basically tasteless and does the exact same thing.